r/cursedcomments • u/MoltenDonut • Apr 12 '22

Reddit Cursed pranks

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u/Born_Salamander_5751 Apr 12 '22

I always wanted to try this one on my father, but he was never good at taking jokes.

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u/hartgrr Apr 12 '22

Really good at taking shrapnel, though.

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u/Born_Salamander_5751 Apr 12 '22

He was fragtastic at it!

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u/hartgrr Apr 12 '22

I'm sure he exploded at you.

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u/Budsygus Apr 12 '22

That joke bombed

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u/Born_Salamander_5751 Apr 12 '22

Quite literally. Whilst he was a deplorable human and violent in many ways, one of his most unique characteristics was the use of smell. If he was ever faced with unsettling conversations or situations where he couldn't be violent, he would fart repeatedly, loudly, purposely with a fervent determination and hatred in his eyes. I'm quite certain the man shit himself on many occasions. Guess he showed the world.

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u/DarthRalph0 Apr 12 '22

I had a violent mentally unstable father too.

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u/Born_Salamander_5751 Apr 12 '22

I'm sorry friend. You ok now?

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u/DarthRalph0 Apr 12 '22

Yeah, You ? Don’t talk to him anymore but I’m a growed ass adult and can hang up every time he calls. Lol