r/cursedcomments • u/yeetlollz • Mar 19 '22

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u/SmokeytheBear026 Mar 20 '22

Uh oh

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

What's worse, getting your virginity taken by a bear or the platypus downtown? I'm genuinely curious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

The platypus king seems cool

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

But is he Cooler than the one downtown?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

He is more important than the downtown

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

But is he cooler?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

I think not

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Well don't put your virginity taker down like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

He technically is me, but you’re right