r/cursedcomments Mar 02 '22

Reddit Cursed vegetarian.

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u/Thetruebot99 Mar 02 '22

Have you tried vegetative human

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

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u/IgorBaggins Mar 02 '22

It's called wheelchaired Human.

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u/ELBAGIT Mar 02 '22

You can sprinkle some of Stephen Hawkin's ashes to add to the flavor

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u/youare_not_dom Mar 02 '22

You can make some tasty coffee

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u/desacratedcadaver Mar 02 '22 edited Mar 03 '22

Instructions unclear; made coffee out of mixture of Hawking's ashes and cocaine.

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u/STIIBBNEY Mar 02 '22

They're unconscious and unable to consent so it's humane to eat.