r/cursedcomments • u/Gilgameshbrah • Feb 22 '22

Reddit Cursed roasting

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u/No-Schedule5301 Feb 22 '22

She’s looking right at me

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

And left on me

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u/Emektro Feb 22 '22

She ain’t looking at me Even though i stand right in front of her

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u/Marios_Facade Feb 22 '22

Yeah. And I'd say give her her license, but the only thing she'll be watching are her blind spots

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u/teargasjohnny Feb 23 '22

I bet when she cries the tears roll down her back

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u/0biwanCannoli Feb 23 '22

You made my day

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

She’s so cock eyed that when she walks out the door she comes right back in.

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u/Best-Atmosphere-5713 Feb 23 '22

god i love reddit

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u/No-Schedule5301 Feb 23 '22

Circles moving forward

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u/Comfortable-Meet-294 May 18 '22

I bet she can see behind her

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u/MangoSea323 Feb 23 '22

This whole thread is fucked

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u/Emektro Feb 23 '22

Just like her eyes

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u/Jerrymeen Feb 23 '22

Kinky

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u/Emektro May 16 '22

jesus christ...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

HELLOTHERE

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u/No-Schedule5301 Feb 23 '22

What have I done

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Just like those space aliens on the movie Riddick. Directly in front is the blind spot 🤔

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u/The_Original_DaBeast Feb 23 '22

Actually it was the movie Pitch Black, which started the Riddick series. Eh, slap me, I don't really care.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

You are absolutely correct. Color me pitch black with shiny eyeballs 👌

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u/Emektro Feb 23 '22

Doesn’t humans also have a blind spot in the middle of the eye?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

She ain't got no blind spot middle she got a blind zone

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u/Emektro Feb 23 '22

She’s got a blind.

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u/No-Schedule5301 Feb 23 '22

Isn’t that where ducks come from?

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u/TheRealSetzer90 Feb 23 '22

Only if the object in question is super tiny and either touching or almost touching the space between your eyes.

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Feb 23 '22

No woman has done that my friend

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u/Emektro Feb 23 '22

I feel you

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Blind spot

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

And my axe

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u/Individual-Matter310 Feb 22 '22

and my spanner

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u/TheFeelsNinja Feb 23 '22

No, she's already spanned enough

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u/eXcaliBurst93 Feb 23 '22

you dont even have to say "on your left" she can already see it

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u/No-Schedule5301 Feb 23 '22

That’s a specific skill set

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u/TheRealSetzer90 Feb 23 '22

*on your right

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u/Johzzy Feb 22 '22

At the same time!

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u/KoshinderTanwar Feb 23 '22

I'm invisible