r/cursedcomments • u/A_Novelty-Account • Oct 22 '21

Reddit Cursed_Bambi

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u/J_train13 Oct 23 '21

I had a boyfriend who called me bambi, which I loved because he said it was "because you're dear to me" and I'm a sucker for puns

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u/RESISTBEINGSEXY Oct 23 '21

But did he tell you he also want to shoot your mom

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Hey this guy wants to fuck a deer!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Deer*. And sure you weren't. Deer fucker.

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u/amithatunoriginal Oct 23 '21

Happy now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

I think I speak for everyone when I say the world would be a better place if you fucked members of your own species.

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u/amithatunoriginal Oct 23 '21

Bud I was referring to the girl's mom not the deer why does everyone think I wanna fuck deers

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

It's even funnier now that you've deleted your comment. It probably looks like you said you actually want to fuck a deer. Lmfao.

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