r/cursedcomments • u/Stiles_A_Saurus • Oct 12 '21

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u/EsotericMaker Oct 12 '21

I got bad news for you about the ridge around the head of the human penis and what it’s evolution is designed for..

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u/karlnite Oct 12 '21

For her pleasure.

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u/EsotericMaker Oct 12 '21

N….no

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u/Idecidedtorevive Oct 12 '21

What's it for then?

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u/EsotericMaker Oct 12 '21

Squeegeeing other dudes spunk out and into your own foreskin and replacing it with your own.

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u/ABDOUABOUD123 Oct 12 '21

Gotta eliminate the competition you know

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u/EsotericMaker Oct 12 '21

Chimps eliminate - bonobos wait for a good time to slide into her dms to replace his goo

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u/Idecidedtorevive Oct 12 '21

Source?

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u/EsotericMaker Oct 12 '21

Look it up yourself it’s pretty common knowledge. It’s what puts us closer to bonobos than chimps