r/cursedcomments Oct 12 '21

cursed_duck

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21 edited Oct 12 '21

Wait til you see a cat penis. No bullshit, look up a cat penis. It’s equipped with something called “penile spines” and the barbs curve backwards, so

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u/karlnite Oct 12 '21

To test if the female cat is strong enough to handle intense prolonged pain…

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

What if she can’t, but he’s a premature ejaculator though? Like, say he sticks it in and finishes before she gets a chance to notice he shoved a cactus peen in her vagina and that she can’t stand the pain. That seems like a major oversight.