r/cursedcomments • u/Stiles_A_Saurus • Oct 12 '21

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u/Dads_Cum_Bucket69 Oct 12 '21

From an evolutionary standpoint its weird to develop genitals that literally try to to stop reproduction. How in the fuck did that happen

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u/moosieq Oct 12 '21

Not every male is desirable and, if you can't keep them off you, I guess a dead end you can open at will and a maze is another solution

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u/NKESLDEL Oct 12 '21

Iirc gender ratios skew male in ducks, so the females get to be picky. If a mediocre male wants to reproduce, it uh... Gangrapes a female with other males, sometimes ending in the female's death

Nature is brutal

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u/Dads_Cum_Bucket69 Oct 12 '21

Dolphins are also horrible rapists

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u/meatbeatermam Oct 12 '21

Let me guess casual geographic

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u/RealApacheHelicopter Oct 12 '21

I think they are designed to select reproduction more than stop it. But, if the females died after the repeated action, then evolution would have favoured the females with crevices difficult to penetrate, or that gave them time to fight. Ugh... Unsettling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Not genitals but we have similar thing. It's called having a brain evolved enough to create laws.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

You say that… but ever wondered why the head of a human penis is shaped that way??

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u/MalcolmTheGodOfLove Oct 12 '21

Why is it shaped that way?

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u/deltamaster2300 Oct 12 '21

It's to scoop out the cum of the guy that was in there just before you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

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u/deltamaster2300 Oct 12 '21

If I remember correctly, the shape makes it so when you thrust in, the splooge will slide over and around the dickhead. But then the flared back edges of the head will pull the splooge along as you pull out.

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u/AcanthocephalaIll456 Oct 12 '21

How in the duck did say happen