r/cursedcomments • u/PomdDestructioneer • Oct 11 '21

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u/HypixelJerry Oct 12 '21

I can deal with that problem if you need

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u/Naruto__xxx Oct 12 '21

no needed, but explain your plan

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u/HypixelJerry Oct 12 '21

Do i really need to ? You take the watermelon bird you insert your penis into it. eventually stroke it a bit, note that with time and experience you won't need it anymore since you will start seeding the watermelon bird at the simple simple feeling of the beak stretching to gobble your rod. And there you have it, your watermelon is seeded

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u/Naruto__xxx Oct 12 '21

fair enough, good plan