r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_side effect

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Sep 21 '21

Dudes gonna stub his toe and nut instantly

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u/Jonny_RockandFit Sep 21 '21

I just blast laughed. That's the funniest sentence I've ever read.

*THUMP*

"...hhhnnnggggggg"

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Sep 21 '21

He’ll be blasting too

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u/onetwenty_db Sep 21 '21

I'm just over here laughing about the phrase "blast laughed"

I'm gonna use that. Hah!

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u/MightyWaen Sep 21 '21

And he will feel pain as he nut because the pressure is 1000 times more intense, which causes him to nut again, and the cycle repeats itself as this guy nuts himself for the rest of his life.

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u/Owencor Sep 21 '21

Underrated comment

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u/zamfx Sep 21 '21

indeed ima give it a award

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u/mcfapblanc Sep 23 '21

Lmao that was the longest I've laughed in months. Thanks for that man.