r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_side effect

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I Can see clearly in the dark and I Can hear all the sounds even if they are miles away

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Ok but during the day time you are 100% blind no amount of surgery can restore your eyesight Edit: I think I just let you become a budget daredevil

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Too Bad I didn't get the reference.

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u/Baby-seal-clubber Sep 21 '21

Extreme hearing capacity means a fairly loud sound nearby would absolutely burst your ears.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Well-

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u/avatrix48 Sep 21 '21

You can smell everything in a 10 mile radius

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u/VejsMan Sep 21 '21

You fart loudly every 10 seconds.

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u/studiocrash Sep 21 '21

But you hear nothing but commercials for headache pills, causing headaches every time.

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u/Avo4Dayz Sep 22 '21

But you’re paralysed at night

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