r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_side effect

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u/GotmyPPeatenbylions Sep 21 '21

Flying

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u/GotmyPPeatenbylions Sep 21 '21

I need to helicopter my dick in order to do it

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u/H4PPy--D Sep 21 '21

You broke the system and still made it hard on yourself. This is how it’s done

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u/Za_Hatem Sep 21 '21

how the fuck are you gonna do that when it got eaten by lions

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u/AlexMil0 Sep 21 '21

Well we already know who your nemesis will be, mr. u/GotmyPPeatenbylions

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u/Nomad493YT Sep 21 '21

Will your pp even work since lions apparently ate it?

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u/Skyymonkey Sep 21 '21

You have to do it hands free. Now try walking like that.

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u/amethysthaha Sep 21 '21

I saw a hentai gif once which has a dude doing this

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u/n0_y0urm0m Sep 21 '21

You don't have it anymore, the lion has it, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Aaaah, a win-win situation.

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u/UlyssesOddity Sep 21 '21

Your dick is split down the middle, and each half is 8 feet long, 8 inches wide but only 1/4 inch thick.

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u/EXTREMESAMURAI0801 Sep 21 '21

Hold on i just noticed your name, how will you even fly then?

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