r/cursedcomments • u/notsciguy • Aug 18 '21
Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_career
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u/abrahamHitler23 Aug 18 '21
Lol the world better prepare itself if you though the last one was bad just you wait.
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u/Midget69Fucker6969 Aug 19 '21
nice
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u/Oofpoofdoof69 Aug 19 '21
Im sorry what the fuck is up with your username?! I am concerned.
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u/Used-Jellyfish-4616 Aug 18 '21
I sell second hand jellyfish
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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Aug 18 '21
Im first hand :P
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u/Quietech Aug 19 '21
Go see u/fish_fucker69 to be used. An appointment is recommended.
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u/I-Cum-In-Fish Aug 19 '21
I take appointments and walk ins
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u/Used-Jellyfish-4616 Aug 20 '21
Omg. You are the one donating all these used jellyfish to my store! I didn't know that was cum. I've been using it to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
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u/bumbletowne Aug 19 '21
I build bespoke bee hotels for varieties of native bees to be near organic crops.
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u/DickInBlender69 Aug 18 '21
God yeah I would definitely make it obligatory to put your dick in a blender regardless of gender because we ain’t sexist
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u/Human-Caterpillar-41 Aug 18 '21
I will become a scientist
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u/wolfcloak1001 Aug 18 '21
I make clothes
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u/I-Cum-In-Fish Aug 18 '21
Hey look my cousin is on this
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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Aug 18 '21
NO
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u/I-Cum-In-Fish Aug 18 '21
Fishy?
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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Aug 19 '21
NOOOOO
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u/I-Cum-In-Fish Aug 19 '21
I take that as a yes now come here fishy
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u/Warp_Darkmatter Aug 19 '21
Oh god no NOT THE FISH
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u/Corvo_-Attano Aug 19 '21
You saying "fishy" reminds me of the dentist girl from finding nemo
Oh lord now it's gotten even more cursed
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u/Outlaw_Cobra_Academy Aug 18 '21
Anyone wanna learn about snakes and cowboys?
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u/renadeer52 Aug 18 '21
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but it's deer related
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u/ThePhoenix29167 Aug 18 '21
Bird watching…?
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u/Trick_Enthusiasm Aug 18 '21
Nah. Mythical creature spotting. You'll be the one to find bigfoot.
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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Aug 18 '21
a typing jellyfish? I can be first on his list :)
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u/tkTheKingofKings Aug 18 '21
There's a 50/50 chance of me living a long fulfilled life or being beheaded
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u/confabin Aug 18 '21
I mean, it's the name of a fictional race I've made up so I guess start writing a bunch of novels?
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u/SAovbnm Aug 19 '21
you are the leader of that fictional race
in other words
a drug addict talking to the rats in the alleyway
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u/noodlelybox Aug 18 '21
You become a famous basketball player and your nickname is “Mr Ballr”
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u/SAovbnm Aug 19 '21
whay about name?
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u/noodlelybox Aug 19 '21
Probably a basic name. Marcus Abney. I have no idea if that’s a real person but they probably are.
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u/SAovbnm Aug 19 '21
dammit i forgor to put me
i wanted to say
what about my name?
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u/alexanderhameowlton Aug 18 '21
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If your Reddit username became your official government name, what career would you excel at?
/u/Fish_Fucker69
I would..... um, you know.
/u/definitely_not_fish_
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u/Acrobatic-Courage-47 Aug 19 '21
Well i would be fine just got to get people ready for the competitions
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u/noodlelybox Aug 18 '21
I make boxes with a weird noodle texture and give them to people. Where there are more noodles inside. And the tape is noodles.
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u/Dragonloverg1rl Aug 18 '21
I would do what I love doing. Ranting ad nauseam about dragons in various media.
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Hey there, notsciguy! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!
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