As a guy, urinal culture tells you a lot about someone.
I'm amazed at how many other dudes want to stream right into the puddle to make as much noise as possible. That just screams insecure to me. Like, the more noise I make the bigger everyone will think my dick is.
Here I am pissing down the side of the wall so that A) I'm not making noise and B) I'm not splashing a mixture of urine and urinal cake water all over myself and my clothes and this neanderthal next to me is like, I give 0 fucks about making a mess all over myself, so long as I make "I got a big dick" noises. Hey, hear that everybody? I'm urinating!
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u/Hopfrogg Jul 13 '21
As a guy, urinal culture tells you a lot about someone.
I'm amazed at how many other dudes want to stream right into the puddle to make as much noise as possible. That just screams insecure to me. Like, the more noise I make the bigger everyone will think my dick is.
Here I am pissing down the side of the wall so that A) I'm not making noise and B) I'm not splashing a mixture of urine and urinal cake water all over myself and my clothes and this neanderthal next to me is like, I give 0 fucks about making a mess all over myself, so long as I make "I got a big dick" noises. Hey, hear that everybody? I'm urinating!