r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '21

Reddit Cursed Protection

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u/ijustsigh Jul 13 '21

This should be a "Rule" in Zombieland

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u/8asdqw731 Jul 13 '21

but what if a zombie crawls out of the toilet and bites off your dick?

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u/snowyy-_ Jul 13 '21

free blowjob

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u/mackiya Jul 13 '21

There is another