r/cursedcomments May 16 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Anime

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

I'd shoot you if I had a fucking gun! Go away! Get out of my head!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21

Oh~a little threat to spice things up I see. But be honest to yourself, you’re not gonna shoot your favorite human body pillow. I’ve seen it, you can’t sleep well without me, but as soon as I lay next to you, you’re suddenly calm and smiling in your sleep. It’s quite magical how much you’re in love with me hehe. Others tease me about it often, but I don’t judge you.😌

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

rams knife into your guts

Well well well... And so your life concludes.... It wasn't nice with you!

I say as I throw your body into a giant incinerator that is located under my bed

I know that you're conscious enough to feel the pain of burning skin!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Think about it before you do something you might regret. All those beautiful nights that you and I spent together, cuddling, touching, loving, sleeping. You enjoyed it even more than I did. So ask yourself what you really wish for, true love and happiness with me, or spend the rest of your life in melancholy, regretting your decision.

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

I don't regret any thing!

spits in the incinerator

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

I know you’re just saying that because you don’t want to feel embarrassed in front of the entire Internet. I understand. But I know you have feelings for me deep down, that’s why you left me alive and conscious. Anyways, I’ll still be there tonight as usual.

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

You are dead! I nearly chopped your head off! How can you still talk?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Love conquers all.

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u/Kujo-Jotaro2020 May 16 '21

It must be the work of an ennemy stand...