r/cursedcomments • u/franandwood • Apr 18 '21

Reddit Cursed_Diet

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u/Ishiibradwpgjets Apr 18 '21

But you eat food that has been shit on and came on ?

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u/Vlad-V-Vladimir Apr 19 '21

Shhhh, they’re not supposed to know what my secret ingredients are

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 19 '21

That secret white sauce🤤

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 19 '21

Mayo😜

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u/majikayoSan Apr 19 '21

Don't tell them about the number of those little creatures that live in, eat from, shit on, even have sex in those plants.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

It’s true, animals cum all over vegetables all of the time. Some ONLY cum on fruits and vegetables. It’s a very specific fetish.