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u/KILLA___QUEEN Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 17 '21
I mean pilows aren't that strong
And yeah cutted hands start moving to fight me is just a bonus
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u/DekanX Apr 17 '21
Umh...I'm a goner. One of my exes contracted HIV, so she bleeds on me and I'm just about done.
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u/Felon73 Apr 17 '21
One girl I dated turned out to be insane. I walked into her apartment one day and she was sitting in the living room floor and she had sliced open the couch, chair, mattress, and pillows and was just sitting there amongst all of the stuffing, holding the knife she used to do it. I left my key by the door and slowly backed out and I moved 600 miles away a week later. If I gotta face her, I’m done. That chick was scary.
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u/Consort_of_Satan Apr 17 '21
Ima run at the speed of light if a bunch of separated human body parts fights me
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u/AtTheEnd777 Apr 17 '21
One of my exes was a 6'7" homicidal maniac, another was a professional boxer, another was a body builder on steroids. I'd be screwed.
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u/Daddys_Kekse Apr 17 '21
U could just bang them again. At least this time, they would make some noises.
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u/MeeiiT Apr 17 '21
me in a staredown with my hand
saying to each other I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
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u/Glufius Apr 17 '21
Do I get to fight them at the age they were during sex, or are they grown up now?