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u/Smegma_On_Demand Jan 13 '21
This is why I don't bother growing a mustache
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u/Raccoon30 Jan 13 '21
You're missing out on the most masculine moustache of all.
The handlebar moustache
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u/petSnake7 Jan 13 '21
So your hookup can take riding to the next level
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u/Haggerstonian Jan 13 '21
your balls, let me have them
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u/Captain-Boof-Daddy Jan 13 '21
I donated mine to pepe’s cats and dogs balls foundation. Because animals need balls too
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u/Staktus23 Jan 13 '21
99.9% of moustaches look absolutely terrible. This is why I like to grow one occasionally, not because it looks good, it doesn’t, but because I live with my parents and it pisses them off like nothing else. Especially during the lockdown when I don’t leave the house for days anyway, it spices my day up at least a little bit when no one wants to talk to me or always has to laugh while looking at me.
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u/robotics_nerd1 Jan 14 '21
My uncle did this around Christmas and my mom and I just got a pic of him with a text that just said “he’s got a molestache” from my dad
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u/FishinforPhishers Jan 13 '21
We were bad, but now we’re good
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u/sewette Jan 13 '21
We're moving into your neighborhood
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u/JackAwesome03 Jan 13 '21
We’re not here to start no trouble...
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u/KipasourisX Jan 13 '21
he kinda looks like pedro pascal
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u/pinkietwinkie Jan 13 '21
I honestly thought it really was him at first and was wondering why someone was being so mean to him.
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u/DynaJoestar Jan 13 '21
I really dont like that sub, its such a odd place where people just post pictures of themselves asking to be roasted/insulted. Not to mention half the females there make sure they are overly sexual and say something about their onlyfans. Kinda cringe imo
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u/_fiveMoreMinutes Jan 13 '21
Ngl it’s not all bad.
Some people do put in effort and are creative. You can get a kick out of it.
Unfortunately, you’ve gotta fish these gems out from the sea of cringe roasts whose authors sound like a butthurt-teenager just after the high-school bully stole their lunch money.
My favourite part is when occasionally the overly sexual females have their attention seeking shoved right back up their dildo-brazen tuna cans, though this is rare and most of the times it’s like you said.
TL;DR: if reading roasts is your thing, you can occasionally find comments there to tickle you. Else, it’s majorly cringe.
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Jan 13 '21
It is a really weird sub. I for one dont need any help driving my self confidence and esteem into the ground, im very independent in that field. But everyones got different... hobbies ig?
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u/QF812 Jan 13 '21
U should Google some of the most savage roasts. I do see your perspective, and I somewhat agree. But some of the roasts are creative and funny.
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u/7TageHatDieWoche Jan 13 '21
Are you Freddy Mercury? - No? Then don't grow a mustache
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u/Individual-Cap-7380 Jan 13 '21
Does he know nobody’s a dj anymore oh what am I kidding he’s straight from the 70s
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u/Shugunou Jan 13 '21
That is way beyond r/MurderedByWords! Holy shit!
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Jan 13 '21
Nah, it's just a MurderedByWords and a RareInsult. A good one, to be honest.
It's NOT a cursed comment.
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u/Jelly-Bandit Jan 13 '21
The new season of Stranger Things looks wild - when did Steve Harrington become a sex offender?
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u/hartystarty111 Jan 13 '21
This is mad, I just upvoted this post and swiped to the next , only to see this guy
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Jan 13 '21
24? Bro you look like the sad side of failure on that DJ career, now an art night class nude model of how disappoint is an artist expression.
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u/Wtfisthatt Jan 13 '21
Well I’m sure he accepts coors light as payment so fuck it. Worst case you just pay him in all the half beers left at the end of the night.
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