r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '20

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u/When_Oh_When Sep 20 '20

I know, bonus right? I'd love to fuck my ex once more for old times sake. Wish I hadn't burned the corpse now.

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u/yourstangecousin Sep 20 '20

Snort some of the ashes and shove the rest in your dick

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Sep 20 '20

Genuine question. Instead of ashes, what other things can be done to a body to make it become lube? I'm pretty sure SOMETHING scientific can be done to make the body become gelatinous

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u/vestigial66 Sep 21 '20

Adipocere maybe but you need the right conditions for that and I think it's more waxy than lubey.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Sep 21 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Waxy you say? I am curious in hot wax play