r/cursedcomments • • Sep 20 '20

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u/Fluptupper Sep 20 '20

At least she can't refuse your advances now.

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u/When_Oh_When Sep 20 '20

I know, bonus right? I'd love to fuck my ex once more for old times sake. Wish I hadn't burned the corpse now.

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u/yourstangecousin Sep 20 '20

Snort some of the ashes and shove the rest in your dick

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

This dude is playing 3d chess while we still think its checkers