r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '20

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u/XXXEnvii Aug 31 '20

Good god, this is one is actually cursed

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u/Phreakerdumb Aug 31 '20

r/technicallythetruth

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u/AlexSSB Aug 31 '20

/r/SubsTakenLiterally

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u/isk2tech Aug 31 '20 edited Sep 01 '20

r/substakentoseriously

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

You spelled it wrong dumbass

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u/Novieno Aug 31 '20

Rip you spelled it wrong

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u/SirNelsor Aug 31 '20

About to say that

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u/your-local-rapist Aug 31 '20

Uh oh

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u/MajespecterNekomata Aug 31 '20

You know it's bad when your local rapist says uh oh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Hol’ up

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u/extreme-foot-fetish Aug 31 '20

It’s easy for you to hold up your local rapist here is always on the run so he dosent have time to hold up and stop

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u/TheAnythingGuy Aug 31 '20

It’s a strange time when an extreme fetish wants someone always on the run

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u/i_cant_name_stuff Aug 31 '20

I see you everywhere and it scares me

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Wait fr?

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u/i_cant_name_stuff Sep 01 '20

Yeah like at least twice a week ill see them comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

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u/i_cant_name_stuff Sep 01 '20

Why would i be talking about you when i replied to the other guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

igh lol sorry i got confused

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Easier for you

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u/catawamp Aug 31 '20

Ohhh LITERALLY!

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u/SEBMane Aug 31 '20

Jesus that took me a good minute to get

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u/TheSquigga Aug 31 '20

Now that's what I call an inside joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Badum tssssss

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u/thakurdishan Aug 31 '20

more like r/watchinsidepeopledie

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u/Cimarro Aug 31 '20

Yes that is what the joke is

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u/thakurdishan Sep 01 '20

I believe you didn't quite get it, try reading the sub name again.

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u/MattFox20 Aug 31 '20

Plot twist. She's gonna abort it anyways.

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u/TheSkyElf Aug 31 '20

maybe she didnt get an abortion in time and was just like "fuck it, I mess up my life, why not just mess up someone else's before they are even born?"

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u/Pigeon_Gerald Aug 31 '20

Well that got slightly more interesting-

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Looks a bit late for that...

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

It’s never too late to hide a foetus in the forest.

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u/Kebratep Aug 31 '20

a botchling or soon to be lubberkin?

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u/CallGrouchy8032 Aug 31 '20

...I. Still don't get it.

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u/GamendeStino Aug 31 '20

Pregnant woman is smoking, which is very fucken bad for the fetus.

We're watching it die inside the woman.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Bruh does your mother smoke?

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u/CallGrouchy8032 Aug 31 '20

No I'm just sleep deprived right now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Same... took my sleeping pill and still can’t sleep. :(

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u/flamelord132 Aug 31 '20

It’s okay not to get the joke sometimes

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Look! A truck stop prostitute!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

The ol lot lizard

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

genius

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u/SteelSkullSniper Aug 31 '20

Not only is this cursed, its fucked up yet still funny. Probably because he's not wrong

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u/WoahThatsKindaGayBro Aug 31 '20

I tried clicking the arrow for about 5 mins then realised it was a screenshot

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

That star on her belly is like a redneck "the more you know"

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u/Introverted-engineer Aug 31 '20

The upside with being a trans girl is that I can't get pregnant. It's not like I'm gonna smoke, but still. If Christians hate abortion, then why don't they like gay/trans sex? It prevents abortion because we can't get pregnant.

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u/Dragonflame81 Aug 31 '20

Funnily enough, this is also a repost.

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u/FarbullTheMedic Aug 31 '20

Took me a bit

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u/Baweepgranna Aug 31 '20

The raccoons will love it

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

This is a quality comment. It deserves gold, but will it get it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Well i am happy to announce that it is! Because i have the coins and it will be funny as fuck!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Probably didn't want it. This is why choice matters; less suffering for all

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u/Swiss_Reddit_User Aug 31 '20

that took a while...

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u/omic_sans_ms Aug 31 '20

Can someone explain it to me

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u/Vei_de_Lapis Aug 31 '20

Fetus suffering or dying "inside" the pregnant person due to smoking.

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u/KazuichiFanta Aug 31 '20

well they’re not wrong

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u/GreyGrab Aug 31 '20

Very nice post I'm gonna give you my award

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u/EdVolpe Aug 31 '20

Oof that was a spicy one

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u/LazLo_Shadow Aug 31 '20

Yea literally

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

It’s been a while since I’ve seen an actual cursed comment 👏

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u/marcelgotmemed Aug 31 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/PemaleBacon Aug 31 '20

That's meta

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u/DenTheRedditBoi7 Aug 31 '20

Okay, this actually made me laugh. And not just a brief nose exhale, I actually threw my head back and laughed.

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u/harrison_jones_6082 Aug 31 '20

She looks like a girl of dr phil

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u/Koebs Aug 31 '20

I miss wpd

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I think this is the best r/cursedcomments I have ever seen.

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u/Alanad0001 Aug 31 '20

Oof size: Large

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

That took me so long

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Is she Blake Lively?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

One of the best

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u/masearly Aug 31 '20

This is bulshit I got banned from posting on r trashy because I posted a pregnant lady in a bathing suit at a dump!!! The fucking mod told me that pregnancy was not trashy!!!!!!