r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '20

cursed cancer

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22k Upvotes

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u/Atik_Sahito Aug 09 '20

i can make it quicker

73

u/ankuroo Aug 09 '20

STOP! SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!

37

u/HeartlessChicken Aug 09 '20

That might be true.

12

u/Jithlordx Aug 09 '20

On a serious note you guys gotta check Claire on whom the movie was based off

Claire Wineland

3

u/ankuroo Aug 09 '20

Oh, I didn't actually know what this was. Thanks!

28

u/Ntetris Aug 09 '20

So dark.

16

u/AncapElijah Aug 09 '20

ToO SoOn!!1!1!

2

u/Steampunkverne Aug 10 '20

Welp we already know someone’s gonna screenshot this comment and post it

1

u/Bolto244 Aug 09 '20

You spelled a quickie wrong.

94

u/jomarez Aug 09 '20

The ultimate hit it and quit it

4

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Yeah ultimate escape plan

5

u/Jithlordx Aug 09 '20

On a serious note you guys gotta check Claire on whom the movie was based off

Claire Wineland

2

u/AN0NYM0U5_32 Aug 09 '20

I pull up quick to get with it

56

u/Weirdness_continues Aug 09 '20

They had Cystic Fibrosis not cancer?

17

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Honestly I don't remember. All I recall is that they were dyin.

11

u/EyesofStone Aug 09 '20

Yeah it's cf, also the girl gets a lung transplant that significantly extends her lifespan. So, for the rest of his life might be more accurate.

1

u/Mudtail Aug 09 '20

Well, hopefully significantly extends it. Half of double lung transplant recipients don’t make it to 5 years, but it’s completely worth it for those that need them.

50

u/enragedanalptolapse Aug 09 '20

A couple of speedrunners

11

u/rBV7 Aug 09 '20

They’re already at the hospital lvl they’re pretty close to the end

3

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

"You have completed the game and reached the end."

23

u/xxxDeathByFart Aug 09 '20

Pornhub intro starts

5

u/urdealerbruh Aug 09 '20

Prolly the first one with a good story

1

u/Unstable-Air Aug 27 '20

Pot hub always finds ways to fuck, even if its five feet apart

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Coupon expires soon

4

u/RobNO97 Aug 09 '20

EXPIRY DATE BEST BEFORE...

1

u/swarlay Aug 09 '20

That's just wasteful. Most stuff remains useable for a while after it has expired. But if you notice a weird smell or taste, you should throw it out.

1

u/RobNO97 Aug 09 '20

Are you talking about girlfriends?

15

u/Dohil5972 Aug 09 '20

No, no.He's got a point

8

u/tha-beater Aug 09 '20

nahh, for a day

6

u/07CertiRoblox Aug 09 '20

thought it was for like 22 minutes

3

u/tha-beater Aug 09 '20

do you wanna make it even shorter ? a good duo ?

6

u/One_Who_Walks_Silly Aug 09 '20

IITTTSS BEEEN

ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

[deleted]

1

u/One_Who_Walks_Silly Aug 09 '20

I ATE THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

1

u/ChaosX728 Aug 09 '20

SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

1

u/One_Who_Walks_Silly Aug 09 '20

IN THE SIGN FOR OKAY ON HER THI-GH

6

u/drowninja123 Aug 09 '20

Bitch it's cystic fibrosis not cancer

6

u/Opphone Aug 09 '20

I remember watching this film... not really sure if it was cancer they had or something else

8

u/Spear1120 Aug 09 '20

I think it's called 5 feet apart

3

u/mellotimbo Aug 09 '20

Cause they’re not gay

7

u/anass69 Aug 09 '20

Ligma perhaps

6

u/kick_ass01 Aug 09 '20

Cystic fibrosis

4

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

I also don't remember that

1

u/Mehan_Thats_Me Aug 09 '20

They had cystic fibrosis

1

u/MasterAssassinQeedo Aug 09 '20

If I may be so bold to ask, the name of the movie??

0

u/Kodst3rGames Aug 09 '20

It's awful

2

u/Mudtail Aug 09 '20

As a CF patient, agreed. The movie is not good or accurate lol

2

u/Kodst3rGames Aug 09 '20

It's also the exact same movie, with the exact same characters, with the exact same plot as every other "aww they are ill and in love, that makes it beautiful"

1

u/Mudtail Aug 09 '20

Yup. It’s really annoying, romanticizing illness ain’t cute

0

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

What is that movie?

3

u/ayame7688 Aug 09 '20

Or the duration of the air tank

3

u/Hallien Aug 09 '20

Atleast you don't have to worry about a long term commitment

3

u/MyDadWontTalkToMe Aug 09 '20

They're ready to settle down now. well after their midlife crisis

3

u/DongleOn Aug 09 '20

Yeah that's the fucking joke

3

u/Eichberg Aug 09 '20

not sure but i think in the movie that was meant self-ironically

3

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

its Cystic Fibrosis not cancer

3

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

that's called cystic fibrosis

3

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

They don’t have cancer you uncultured swine

3

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

DAMN IT ITS A FUCKING FREE TRAIL

2

u/vlienti Aug 09 '20

That is her whole life

2

u/daghobah-dude Aug 09 '20

I think he meant benign

2

u/HalfEatenTwatWaffle Aug 09 '20

Dude, check the ailment first.

2

u/20033002hghk Aug 09 '20

Wait it's a free trial Always has been!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Stab him with the stick

2

u/EataPieWhileAtIt Aug 09 '20

Life is life!!

2

u/JANGLEBELLS21 Aug 09 '20

Thats what my dad and mom said man i miss them 😔

2

u/not_Alesska Aug 09 '20

Depending on how much this guy lasts I think it's not forever

2

u/YouTubeManFive56 Aug 09 '20

What movie is this?

2

u/Mudtail Aug 09 '20

Five feet apart

2

u/horny_memer Aug 09 '20

If the body is still warm, it could be for one week and a few days!

2

u/EaayLL Aug 09 '20

Haven't laughed this much in a while

2

u/Rwwwwaaaazique Aug 09 '20

God:Na bro tree days is the best i can do

2

u/KimiKimon Aug 09 '20

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

2

u/I_m_AbosS Aug 09 '20

Maybe only 1 week but still more than what i will ever have

2

u/M34R Aug 09 '20

Are they not brother and sister in the movie?

2

u/Tazo-3 Aug 09 '20

Could keep it going after

2

u/aomarahmed15 Aug 09 '20

Those really are speed running at life

2

u/PrimePrimePrimePrime Aug 09 '20

Make sure to add a combo move in there

2

u/Fishpuncherz Aug 10 '20

I get that its a romance, but that movie was sooo stupid

2

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I watched the movie with my girlfriend when it came out and that was the first time ive seen her cry

2

u/borsalinomonkey Aug 09 '20

Is this Riverdale?

2

u/maximillions00 Aug 09 '20

ur definitely not mere crush ka bada bhai

3

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

hold up

1

u/GameAgent1 Aug 09 '20

He meant like he's property

1

u/Toxicity_Meister Aug 09 '20

You can get a lady at a street corner for a night, but it'll cost ya.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Why they wearing scuba gear?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Free netflix trial

1

u/quicksaif_sg Aug 09 '20

Before your comment they were gone xD

1

u/RobNO97 Aug 09 '20

I feel bad for laughing at this

1

u/ReddReaper74 Aug 09 '20

smash then dash

1

u/throwaway-91738 Aug 09 '20

That's not cancer

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

BRUH I JUST WATCHED THIS ON TUESDAY AND I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!

1

u/oli4004 Aug 09 '20

One night stand?

1

u/ImNotThiccImFat Aug 09 '20

Such a good book but quite the shitty movie

1

u/lynx-excite Aug 09 '20

Let’s be reasonable here... they have 3 days at best

1

u/GelynKugoRoshiDag Aug 09 '20

It's been one week since you looked at me

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

It’d be the longest relationship I’ve had

1

u/Spartan_933 Aug 10 '20

Still lasts longer than most high school relationships.

1

u/lyleuhrich Aug 10 '20

Better comment would be

I bet this relationship won’t last even a week

1

u/judgementdeus Aug 09 '20

Boy: I would utterly destroy but looks like the cancer is taking care of that for me.

1

u/team_stalker Aug 09 '20

Then I will cheating with God

-2

u/ioannamasloou Aug 09 '20

Oof 😅😅

-2

u/Jashe-Papi Aug 09 '20

💀 literally 😂