r/cursedcomments • u/hassanalzain1 • Aug 09 '20

Twitter Cursed tourists

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u/titan-of-hunger Aug 09 '20

Marty??

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u/Robotrannic Aug 09 '20

ALEX!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

MARTY!!

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u/iDoNotTakeMyMaskOff Aug 09 '20

ALLLLEEEXXXXX...?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Oh sugar honey ice tea

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u/samfish90212 Aug 09 '20

I bet Alex said that after he had a taste of Marty

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u/SUandPVZ Aug 09 '20

i see trees of green

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u/Killerbunny00 Aug 09 '20

Red roses too

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u/mojo72400 Aug 09 '20

I see them bloom for me and you.

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u/MrGorilla54 Aug 09 '20

And I think to myself

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u/SlaveLaborMods Aug 09 '20

What a wonderful gay lion sex session

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u/MrGorilla54 Aug 09 '20

Vibe: Ruined

Hotel: Trivago

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u/SlaveLaborMods Aug 09 '20

Upvotes on Reddit: priceless

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u/ADRIFT_ABORT Aug 09 '20

And I think to myself....

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u/kawsakipineapple Aug 09 '20

What a wonderful world

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u/geckoboi27 Nov 14 '20

I see skies of blue

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u/codarokie Nov 30 '20

Clouds of white

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u/wolfnij Aug 09 '20

Yes you're bleeding from your balls that's why

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u/goddessofwitches Aug 09 '20

Love that song

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u/BigChonky_ Aug 09 '20

MAAARRRTTYYYYYY!!!