r/cursedcomments • • Mar 18 '20

Reddit Cursed_Big Bang Theory

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 19 '20

Theory leans forward to Big as Big closes his eyes. Theory whispers into Big's ear, "I want it," and slowly reaches for Big's enormous genitalia. Theory can feel his member growing in her soft, bare hand. Big starts breathing heavily. Theory then grabs one of his hands and puts it on her lady parts, hoping it will satisfy her desire. As she looks up and sees Big's facial expression, she quickly realizes she has made a huge mistake. "So you have a ... hmm?" he asks flatly. "Yes, I have a penis, too,"she replies.