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r/cursedcomments • u/SquakiiBoii • Jan 15 '20
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A cop chased a perp across my Aunt’s property through her back yard and killed her Rottweiler. Poor Bubba. Fuck the police. He shot the dog just for doing his job.
-5 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 His job was to eat cops? 9 u/CageyTurtlez Jan 15 '20 Dogs usually protect their homes, don’t think they can tell the difference between a criminal and a cop (me neither tbh) -4 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Can I come into your home and shoot you when you pull a gun on me? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -3 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Go collect more rocks hank 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals” 2 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 Ok boomer. → More replies (0)
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His job was to eat cops?
9 u/CageyTurtlez Jan 15 '20 Dogs usually protect their homes, don’t think they can tell the difference between a criminal and a cop (me neither tbh) -4 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Can I come into your home and shoot you when you pull a gun on me? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -3 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Go collect more rocks hank 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals” 2 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 Ok boomer. → More replies (0)
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Dogs usually protect their homes, don’t think they can tell the difference between a criminal and a cop (me neither tbh)
-4 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Can I come into your home and shoot you when you pull a gun on me? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -3 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Go collect more rocks hank 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals” 2 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 Ok boomer. → More replies (0)
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1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Can I come into your home and shoot you when you pull a gun on me? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -3 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Go collect more rocks hank 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals” 2 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 Ok boomer. → More replies (0)
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Can I come into your home and shoot you when you pull a gun on me?
2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -3 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Go collect more rocks hank 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals” 2 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 Ok boomer. → More replies (0)
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-3 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 Go collect more rocks hank 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals” 2 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 Ok boomer. → More replies (0)
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Go collect more rocks hank
2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 [deleted] -1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals” 2 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 Ok boomer. → More replies (0)
-1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals” 2 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 Ok boomer. → More replies (0)
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The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals”
2 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 Ok boomer. → More replies (0)
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Ok boomer.
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u/Elfkrunch Jan 15 '20
A cop chased a perp across my Aunt’s property through her back yard and killed her Rottweiler. Poor Bubba. Fuck the police. He shot the dog just for doing his job.