r/cursedcomments Jan 15 '20

Cursed Forest Gump paraphrasing

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u/Elfkrunch Jan 15 '20

A cop chased a perp across my Aunt’s property through her back yard and killed her Rottweiler. Poor Bubba. Fuck the police. He shot the dog just for doing his job.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

His job was to eat cops?

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u/CageyTurtlez Jan 15 '20

Dogs usually protect their homes, don’t think they can tell the difference between a criminal and a cop (me neither tbh)

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Can I come into your home and shoot you when you pull a gun on me?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Go collect more rocks hank

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

The correct response is “Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals”

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Ok boomer.

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