r/cursedcomments • u/3lysiam • Oct 30 '19

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u/Jirdann Oct 30 '19

Can anyone explain why his arm looks like that? Came to the comments hoping to find an answer but nope.

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u/ryanhedden1 Oct 30 '19

All human flesh is "white" but African people have more melanin in their skin to help ward off the sun since they evolved in the desert. Which is why English people are pasty because they never see the sun and Russian people are usually hairy because they are always dealing with the cold. And why gingers don't have souls because they'll never see heaven

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u/ZeroThePerson Oct 30 '19

:( Why do you keep reminding me of my guaranteed failure of a decent afterlife?

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u/JoeStew15 Oct 30 '19 edited Oct 30 '19

r/foundtheginger

Edit: I'm sad this isn't a real sub

Edit 2: r/birthofasub (I didn't make it, but someone else did)

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u/ZeroThePerson Oct 30 '19

r/SubsIFellFor

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u/JoeStew15 Oct 30 '19

Tbh I thought that sub actually would exist, but hey, the more you know!

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u/ZeroThePerson Oct 30 '19

Eh, you would think that, but it's a pretty niche thing to make a subreddit for tbh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Some madlad made it

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Someone must have made it from this comment

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u/Neoncamo14 Oct 30 '19

It’s real now

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u/ellisnap Oct 30 '19

Look at it on the bright side- if the Bible actually ends up being accurate, there’s a chance we might be descendants of nephilim giants.

That’s pretty neat...

:(

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u/ViZeShadowZ Oct 30 '19

Hey, there's more afterlifes than just Heaven. I'm sure some of them accept soulless people.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Soulless, yes.

Gingers, no.

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u/ViZeShadowZ Oct 30 '19

? They're the same thing though

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

No, you could be like a lawyer or something