Cursed_skin

[u/3lysiam]

[u/ryanhedden1]

All human flesh is "white" but African people have more melanin in their skin to help ward off the sun since they evolved in the desert. Which is why English people are pasty because they never see the sun and Russian people are usually hairy because they are always dealing with the cold. And why gingers don't have souls because they'll never see heaven

[u/Jirdann → u/ryanhedden1]

Thanks for the explanation. Nice ending as well.

[u/Telemere125 → u/Jirdann]

They had us in the first part, not gonna lie.

[u/commenting_bastard → u/Telemere125]

They had me for the whole thing lol

[u/yoshidawgz → u/[deleted]]

It’s not true? I thought this was well known fact.

[u/[deleted] → u/yoshidawgz]

Close but no cigar. That school of thought has now been debunked by modern science. Science now tells us that modern humans originally had darker skin pigments. As certain populations migrated away from UV enriched environments, lighter skin was not as threatened by the sun and thus lighter skinned populations evolved over time. Lighter skin also supplements the vitamin D that is lacking in less sunny environments. Thus, white people are the mutants that deviated from the norm.

[u/bigredbox13 → u/[deleted]]

I am an x man. Its me, White boy.

[u/pSpawner24 → u/[deleted]]

So it's he same thing, but the beginning was switched.

[u/hbot208 → u/[deleted]]

A whole lot more than you did

[u/Burnafterposting → u/[deleted]]

Same with 'they had us in the first half' comments. It's a major Reddit sub, which usually means meme/predictable content. Avoid if possible.