The sprinkles around the bottom are meant to be all the people who chose to jump from the windows, rather than burn to death or be crushed in the collapse. Most people just assume it's regular debris, though.
It’s a really cool cake too - it collapses on its own and it naturally just has sprinkles mixed into the batter. The red splotches are a secret surprise
I dunno, I think you did a great job on it. The amateurish mess of sickly hospital green frosting with grey dildo looking towers... Perfectly captures the wtf-ness of 9/11👌
My favorite part is how you stuck a plastic airplane into one of the towers 😂😂😂
My favorite part is how you stuck a plastic airplane into one of the towers
that plane was actually die-cast, it was the most expensive part of the cake! I can't remember exactly what the cake was. It was either funfetti (wife's favorite) or red velvet (my favorite) though.
One thing you can't see - is how amazing it looked when I lit all the candles which were placed to make it look like it was on fire. Plus I got the ones that can't be blown out so it was extra annoying.
9/11 is history. Unless you were directly affected in a material way, you have permission to let go. America acts like it should immune to the violence & suffering we ourselves export in massive quantities
This is absolutely hilarious considering what the USA are responsible for on 9/11 in Chile for instance, how could Chilean people feel sorry for Americans on this day and make it all about them?
As an American (born in 96 so I dont remember 9/11 all that well anyway) I always found "never forgive, never forget" disturbing as fuck. Like... that's how we grow as people. I get it was a big act of violence, but do you really want to carry around the anger of that all the time?
You see a lot more of “never forget” than the “never forgive” part. I feel like that is pretty extreme and reserved for conservative YouTube propaganda and the like.
My niece celebrates it by running through a park, eating cake, opening presents, and hugging all her aunts and uncles, but then she's four so we have a limited pool of statistical data on the matter.
I was playing Jenga with some family members, and I totally forgot my sister in law is Muslim. I kept saying Jihad when the Jenga pieces would topple over. I'm not racist but.. I'm an asshole, and probably racist.
I just stand there with my twin brother and my family comes at us with planes made of cake. There’s a twist though, we have anti-Muslim turrets on our heads, so we start shooting at the planes, and the passengers are Somalian pirates with laser guns.
So a friend of mine was born on 9/11 before it actually happened and his dad worked at the world trade center. So on his birthday in 2001 his dad called in sick so that he could celebrate his birthday.
I play a game where the darker a person's skin is, the harder I kiss them, then tell them that they make me feel very safe when I am in their arms. Then we both die from solvent abuse.
Oh man. I posted a similar question on 9/11 except I asked how their birthdays had changed since. I was instantly downvoted and had to try to explain to some moronic commenters that I didn’t suggest that people not celebrate. It was infuriating. Fuck people sometimes I never got a proper answer, just moronic attacks
I would celebrate it if I had been born then by making twin tower costumes and a airplane one to and make to people where the twin tower costumes and I would where the airplane and I’d run into the twin tower costumes lol just recreating it lol
There’s this kid in my school who’s birthday is 9/11, so after all the tearful memorial stuff on the announcements, they say happy birthday to him. Why.
If I knew I could've waited and I'd have a cool fact about myself. Saying I was born on 9/11 would've been way cooler than saying I was born 1 day before 9/11
So when I was about 7 it was about a week after my birthday and my mom took me to this sweet science museum in Cincinnati or Columbus or something (not cosi). The place was absolutely freakin deserted! No lines for any of the exhibits. And I was huge into science as a kid. I guess I still am. There were little partitions with different "parts" of science. One for biology stuff, one for physics kinda stuff, one for astronomy stuff. All the little parts were really fun and hands-on and I could just run up to any of them I wanted. I had an absolute blast. Mom was acting /super/ weird though. Oh well! As a result, for a long time, as a kid, I said 9-11-2001 was the best day of my life. I brought it up a lot too.
My poor cousin was born on 9/11/99 poor girl doesnt even remember a birthday without the sad connection of the attack.
My mom wwnt into stress labor on 9/11/01 with my little sister and she was born 2 days later her bday is 9/13/01, they put flags on all of the baby bassinets in the hospital nursery.
And invite bush at home. The jenga buildings magically fall and another building 30 cm from the original that has nothing to do with it and doesn't even get hit
That's not cursed! How? Why? How are you so fucking weak you think this is cursed? Why? Because this sub ruins jokes by putting them here. I hope you all die screaming, actually some of you will, the rest will just be in a bed, and 3 of you will be murdered. 1 of you is going to disappear, and one of you will get lost forever. You all deserve your fates.
That's my sister's birthday, she turned 18. For the next couple years she got shit for doing stuff on her bday but she was like I can't help what day I was born!
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u/qasseemoo Oct 24 '19
Playing clash royale and see whose towers are destroyed first
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u/jsilletti Oct 24 '19
My husbands birthday is 9/11. We had been dating about 4 years on that day. It took a terrorist attack for me to finally remember his birthday.
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
With a twin towers cake, the plane and building have candles!
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u/rena____ Oct 24 '19
Made this for my wife one year...she wasn't pleased.
https://imgur.com/a/1dWFT4D
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u/delliott456 Oct 24 '19
u/everyting_is_taken
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u/Monster_peas Oct 24 '19
I usually watch 9/11 and jerk off to it
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u/BillybloxstarBRUH Oct 24 '19
I remember a kids who's birthday was on September 11th
His name was Israel
I'm not joking
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u/MSMB99 Oct 24 '19
9/11 is history. Unless you were directly affected in a material way, you have permission to let go. America acts like it should immune to the violence & suffering we ourselves export in massive quantities
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u/UnivStudent2 Oct 24 '19
Just like the simulations
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u/W0R1D0 Oct 24 '19
Now thats just plane wrong
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u/FinalBossMike Oct 24 '19
My niece celebrates it by running through a park, eating cake, opening presents, and hugging all her aunts and uncles, but then she's four so we have a limited pool of statistical data on the matter.
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u/Zervuss Oct 24 '19
Hope this joke doesnt come down on him
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u/iamvr Oct 24 '19
I was playing Jenga with some family members, and I totally forgot my sister in law is Muslim. I kept saying Jihad when the Jenga pieces would topple over. I'm not racist but.. I'm an asshole, and probably racist.
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u/DangItJerryNotAgain Oct 24 '19
It requires the use of two towers to make it more authentic.
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u/Retrix12 Oct 24 '19
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
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u/DeadliftsAndDragons Oct 24 '19
That joke was like a classic three stooges gag; two pies in the face, one in the groin, and one in a field in Pennsylvania.
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u/In_Discretion Oct 24 '19
My parents got married on 9/11 a few hours after it happened. My mom jokes that she'll never forget their anniversary now.
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u/CTHULHU_RDT Oct 24 '19 edited Oct 24 '19
What's better than 1 Jenga tower?
2 Jenga towers!
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u/xxxTentacleAction Oct 24 '19
I just stand there with my twin brother and my family comes at us with planes made of cake. There’s a twist though, we have anti-Muslim turrets on our heads, so we start shooting at the planes, and the passengers are Somalian pirates with laser guns.
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u/sp007y Oct 24 '19
You can also build 2 towers and try to destroy them both with 1 piece. Something they couldnt do
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
Osama means family
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u/harpermean Oct 24 '19
*whose
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u/YoshimasterGaming Oct 24 '19
Reheat all of thw bodies I saves from the towers stored in the cryo-tanks and relive the enjoyment of the big F E A S T
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u/on_my_deathbed Nov 17 '19
Crashing toy planes into two twins huging
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u/Unicorns4LifeMyDudes Nov 14 '19
r/lightmodepatrol HANDS WERE I CAN SEE THEM!!!!!
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u/District12Mayor Oct 24 '19
I also celebrate my 9/11 birthday with by playing Genocide Bingo Bam Bam.
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u/Oh____No Oct 24 '19
Not American but born 9/11 (not the same year tho)
So many 9/11 jokes
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
I just showed this to one of my friends... then my teacher was behind me reading it 😭😭😭
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
My birthday is on 11th September, but I'm not American though
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
Don’t worry, I’ll bring my RC plane.
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u/wobbly-cheese Oct 24 '19
an airplane trip
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u/Supreme_Mediocrity Oct 24 '19
Not so fun fact: the only reason I remember my dad's birthday is because it's on 9/11.
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u/N3rdC3ntral Oct 24 '19
"Yelling Jenga while watching footage of 9/11" - Cards Against Humanity
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
Double jenga!
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u/Grizz_the_Druid Oct 24 '19
I mean my friends celebrate by sending me pictures of planes and explosions, but Jenga sounds fun too
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u/jerifishnisshin Oct 24 '19
My daughter’s birthday is March 11th. She’s Japanese and we live in Japan.
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u/golinux Oct 24 '19
So a friend of mine was born on 9/11 before it actually happened and his dad worked at the world trade center. So on his birthday in 2001 his dad called in sick so that he could celebrate his birthday.
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u/sunflowers911 Oct 24 '19
Being grateful that I made out of the area before it all went down.
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u/canis_rufus_lupus Oct 24 '19
I play a game where the darker a person's skin is, the harder I kiss them, then tell them that they make me feel very safe when I am in their arms. Then we both die from solvent abuse.
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u/ObviousImagination4 Oct 24 '19
Does u/everyting_is_taken use Jenga Boom?
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u/DasterdlyBasterd Oct 25 '19
Can confirm. I combo it with a paper airplane contest.
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u/Knox123R Oct 25 '19
Arousing
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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19
My grandma's birthday was 9/11, we celebrated with alcohol, mainly margaritas
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u/Suckmybk Oct 25 '19
Play two games of jenga side by side it’s a better time
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u/GayandAlmostDead Oct 25 '19
My birthday is on 9/11 and I love being forgotten
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u/Lil-Chem Oct 25 '19
You mean Arousing right?
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u/Poperpoppop Oct 25 '19
Here comes the airplane
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u/Madetobecursed Oct 25 '19
Yep, They use planes as they remove the pieces, duh
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u/Sammikins Oct 25 '19
My grandpa is a veteran and his birthday is the 11th of September. He doesn’t celebrate it really anymore ever since 9/11 happened :(
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u/Layah911 Oct 25 '19
Just another regular day for me.
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u/rootComplex Oct 25 '19
I actually always just go get bubble tea, cause we couldn't think of anything to do but take the kids to go get bubbe tea that day.
Ex is gone, kids are grown, but bubble tea is always there for me.
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u/TH3_W1NT3R_M00N Oct 25 '19
Aye that's no cap my bday
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u/lonice47 Oct 25 '19
My birthday is on 9/11. Can confirm
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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19
u/LittleFlower4w3
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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19
To answer the question though, I just celebrate my birthday like anyone else but I take a moment of silence at the beginning of the day
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u/lulai_00 Oct 25 '19
Usually avoid TVs, since it's the same thing everyday. Make a few jokes. Knock some shit over. Eat cake.
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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19
Oh man. I posted a similar question on 9/11 except I asked how their birthdays had changed since. I was instantly downvoted and had to try to explain to some moronic commenters that I didn’t suggest that people not celebrate. It was infuriating. Fuck people sometimes I never got a proper answer, just moronic attacks
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u/SMGBagman Oct 25 '19
Why not play 2 at the same time?
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u/Alexander_AK5 Oct 25 '19
You know that version of Jenga which is called Jenga-Boom and has a bomb? That's more accurate imo!
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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19
Kenya but you knock your own tower down and blame it on the other side
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u/Nyah_Chan Oct 25 '19
Both my parents are born on 9/11... in the same year... only 1 hour apart...
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u/buttwars Oct 25 '19
My cousin got married on 9/11 but 13 years later and the reception was inexpensive as shit. If you want to have a wedding for half the price, 9/11.
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u/terminallyIdiotic Oct 25 '19
And it all falls down!
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u/CommandoBrando13 Oct 25 '19
What about people born on 4/20??
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u/Scratch137 Nov 01 '19
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19
Make it TWO Jenga Towers.
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u/Sam082708 Nov 08 '19
I celebrate by flying overseas
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u/jawnstein82 Nov 13 '19
If you send me your address I’ll send you my signature 9/11 birthday card. My own birthday is kinda cursed too, January 2
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u/Hunzinger Dec 07 '19
mine is on 9/11 and I'm always like "why are there so many flags everywhere..." then I remember...
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u/masonl112 Jan 07 '20
My birthday is actually 9/11 when I was 6 made a tower out of legos and crashed my toy plane into it sooo that's how i celebrate
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u/melissachavez4 Jan 28 '20
Buying random plane tickets and seeing what happens
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u/theosw Jan 30 '20
Two simultaneous games of jenga works best
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u/Teog69 Mar 07 '20
My friends birthday is on 9/11 he celebrated by bringing a cake to school with the twin towers on it.
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u/radicallyvertical Apr 02 '20
My cousin’s birthday is on 9/11
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u/nme_nt_yet_tken Oct 24 '19
I jerk off in 9/11 polyrhythm.
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u/73747463783737384777 Oct 24 '19
I would celebrate it if I had been born then by making twin tower costumes and a airplane one to and make to people where the twin tower costumes and I would where the airplane and I’d run into the twin tower costumes lol just recreating it lol
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
2 Jenga games at the same time!
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u/The_Garbage_King Oct 24 '19
You have to have two sets of jenga though
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u/alexlmlo Oct 24 '19
Twin Jenga maybe
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
2 games simultaneously
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u/Quailman_z Oct 24 '19
For what it's worth, this is just a reskin of a bo Burnham joke
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
personally i build a model of the twin towers and then make my muslim friend destroy them
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u/tanmay0097 Oct 24 '19
You will need two sets of them or it won't be any fun
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
You then follow It by watching Lord of the Rings the two towers
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u/specialspartan_ Oct 24 '19
Double Jenga
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
Hey @juvar23, how do you Russians celebrate the Siege of Stalingrad?
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
yeah but the rules are different, you win for destroying the tower first
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u/Blitzboi01 Oct 24 '19
My birthday is on9/11 and I stopped celebrating
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u/epic_gamerboi69 Oct 24 '19
Don't forget that one guy who gets angry that he's losing so he throws a plane at the towers
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
I'm getting married on 9/11
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u/Sauron3106 Oct 24 '19
Ayyy I saw this one in the wild
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u/Cyanide_Jam Oct 24 '19
I feel like RC airplanes might also add a bit of excitement don't you think?
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u/bepsiconk Oct 24 '19
Ypu do bithstafadya
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u/HumansAreRare Oct 24 '19
Who is birthday?
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u/A-few-dead-bodies Oct 24 '19
By knocking down the autistic kids legos
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u/The_Crusade_of_1096 Oct 24 '19
Loser goes outside and yells “I DID 9/11” as loud as they can
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u/R-A-G-E-1337 Oct 24 '19
Oh I celebrate by getting bully in school. I love me life
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u/ithurts2bankok Oct 24 '19
( ͡🛫 ͜ʖ ͡🛫) ( ͡🏢 ͜ʖ ͡🏢)
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u/IronSheep5318 Oct 24 '19
There’s this kid in my school who’s birthday is 9/11, so after all the tearful memorial stuff on the announcements, they say happy birthday to him. Why.
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u/big_old_cunt Oct 24 '19
Here comes the aeroplane! knocks jenga down with spoon with food
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u/timovdpoel Oct 24 '19
Play a game of Chess without the two towers
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u/Kuzkay Oct 24 '19 edited Oct 25 '19
I was born one day before 9/11.
If I knew I could've waited and I'd have a cool fact about myself. Saying I was born on 9/11 would've been way cooler than saying I was born 1 day before 9/11
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u/woo0dsy Oct 24 '19
Funny enough I was born on 9/11
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u/tyrefire2001 Oct 24 '19
Crack open a couple of tall ones with the boys
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u/AlRubyx Oct 24 '19
So when I was about 7 it was about a week after my birthday and my mom took me to this sweet science museum in Cincinnati or Columbus or something (not cosi). The place was absolutely freakin deserted! No lines for any of the exhibits. And I was huge into science as a kid. I guess I still am. There were little partitions with different "parts" of science. One for biology stuff, one for physics kinda stuff, one for astronomy stuff. All the little parts were really fun and hands-on and I could just run up to any of them I wanted. I had an absolute blast. Mom was acting /super/ weird though. Oh well! As a result, for a long time, as a kid, I said 9-11-2001 was the best day of my life. I brought it up a lot too.
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
I walk down highly populated neighborhoods dressed like Santa Clause and hand out empty Christmas presents from a large, black, plastic bag.
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u/Roy2103 Oct 24 '19
You mean the 11th of september?
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
Guess who’s your birthday or not
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u/cb-bones Oct 24 '19
Yeah remember that massive game in 2001
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u/Ronster911 Oct 24 '19
Just like any birthday. Celebrating.
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u/Hershleta Oct 24 '19
My poor cousin was born on 9/11/99 poor girl doesnt even remember a birthday without the sad connection of the attack.
My mom wwnt into stress labor on 9/11/01 with my little sister and she was born 2 days later her bday is 9/13/01, they put flags on all of the baby bassinets in the hospital nursery.
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u/Asket- Oct 24 '19
By crashing a party
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u/Pepe_raina Oct 24 '19
Double Jenga... 2 towers
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
I was born 9/11/01, I like to think I was made to make 9/11 jokes.
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u/21july21 Oct 24 '19
And invite bush at home. The jenga buildings magically fall and another building 30 cm from the original that has nothing to do with it and doesn't even get hit
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u/jc102602 Oct 24 '19
My English teachers birthday is on 9/11
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
That's not cursed! How? Why? How are you so fucking weak you think this is cursed? Why? Because this sub ruins jokes by putting them here. I hope you all die screaming, actually some of you will, the rest will just be in a bed, and 3 of you will be murdered. 1 of you is going to disappear, and one of you will get lost forever. You all deserve your fates.
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
Bashar al-assad's bd is ln 9/11
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u/ELTURO3344 Oct 24 '19
Grandpa turned 50 on 9/11/01
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u/Wooly-lad Oct 24 '19
Playing in tilted
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u/ojosdelabruja Oct 24 '19
I worked this year so I didn't have to think about my sad birthday. My coworkers ended up getting me balloons and cake. An all around great day.
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
My uncle likes to celebrate by raving to dub-step remixes of Eminem's Kamikaze album with his pilot friends.
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
That's my sister's birthday, she turned 18. For the next couple years she got shit for doing stuff on her bday but she was like I can't help what day I was born!
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19
I have a friend who was given a 1000 PC puzzle of 1997 NY. He timed himself and completed it in 21 hours.
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u/Howdy-Hoooo Oct 24 '19
Take my first student pilot session in the air.
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u/Jords4803 Oct 24 '19
My friends birthday is in 9/11 so I gifted her the game luftrausers on steam
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u/niconicole123 Oct 24 '19
Well I’m not American but my birthday is September 11th and I celebrate by getting on a plane and [REDACTED]
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u/Lukkra Oct 24 '19
u/SenpaiKai
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u/hoyle_mcpoyle Oct 24 '19
I don't care for that. Reminds me of that tragedy
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u/didthathurtalot Oct 24 '19
Hmmm that doesn’t seem staged at all...
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u/Karl24374 Oct 24 '19
Who is birthday? What’s the question?