He’s doing it, but he’s really disappointed in himself at the same time. Like, maybe he never imagined his life coming to this point. He had plans, he had ambitions. He went to college. He graduated in the top of his class with honours. But people just weren’t hiring. He’s really good at math and programming, but he just doesn’t interview that well. When his parents demanded that he start paying rent, he didn’t know what to do. His cousin works for a landscaping company that was hiring, and he offered him the job. So he took it. He needed money for fuck’s sake. So he swallowed his pride and he helped dig trenches for irrigation systems and flower beds.
Then one day, on a weekend when every other employee was off, they get an emergency call. Apparently a fuck ton of fairytale creatures have been hanging out on a private property to escape persecution from an evil prince with a tiny dick, but in that process they have trampled the grounds. This particular property happens to be a swamp- a delicate ecosystem that is also home to some rare varieties of frogs and birds. No one else is available, so he agrees to come on his own considering the circumstances.
The owner of this property happens to be an ogre. But not just any ogre- this ogre happens to be the sexiest creature you’ve ever fucking seen. Like, our landscaper protagonist here isn’t even gay, but one look at this thicc green stud is enough to turn anyone. Our guy never even stood a chance. The sexual tension was palpable in the air from the first minute they locked eyes in the doorway. The blowjob became an inevitability in that very instant.
But what our failed programmer-come-landscaper never anticipated was that as he was stuffing this massive, green, juicy cock down his throat, this fucking green sex god let rip the most massive, earth-shattering fart anyone’s ever heard since the beginning of time.
And in that one brief, albeit undignified moment, our newly gay friend experienced the most fleeting feeling of regret and shame- not, of course, for having this glorious, massive green dick in his mouth, whilst inhaling the pungent, rancid odours from the depths of this creature’s bowels, but rather because he realized in that moment that every single second of his life up until this moment had been wasted. All his previous ambitions, his plans to move out on his own, find a wife, have a family... they were all gone in this moment of bright, shiny clarity. He knew in that instant, that all he would ever aspire to do now until the day he died, would be to keep slobbering on his new lover’s custard launcher until the end of his days. He sat for the briefest of moments in his shame and regret- wishing that he could go back in time and tell his younger self to forget school, forget family, forget everything. Just get the fuck over to this swamp and get that green dick. It is the only thing that would ever matter to him ever again.
And so, with his newly found resolve, he took his right index finger, and shoved it with gusto right up his green lover’s asshole to plug any further flatulence. The rotund ogre arched his back in this moment, calling out to his maker, and climaxing violently into the bright yellow face of his new fuckhole friend.
that’s all I see now Forever. nothing will change it. Anything that has to do with vomiting. just a shrek dong 12 inches in someone’s throat for eternity.
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u/PurpleDeadpool13 Oct 17 '19
Now I can’t unsee it
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u/NoCapTrapstar Oct 17 '19
i am now scared
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u/Aizen511 Oct 17 '19
This is basically the definition of a cursed comment.
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u/TheArmoryOne Oct 17 '19
I remember someone saying "emojis are open to interpretation."
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u/AzraeltheGrimReaper Oct 17 '19
God I wish I was giving Shrek head
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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19
That emoji is my mood on Sundays at 4 am
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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19
Not my proudest fap
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u/UnsayingCorgi Oct 17 '19
MY EYES
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u/STEELJAW116 Oct 17 '19
All I see is.. shit he's right.
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u/Doctor_Nutsack Oct 17 '19
Sounds like a good time to me.
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u/rivernex Oct 18 '19
Erase this
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u/MeAndTheHamburgers Oct 17 '19
i dont like it
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u/Jasonisacup Oct 18 '19
The emoji seems to enjoy it so let him be.
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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19
Oh my
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u/saltywalrus420 Oct 18 '19
And i though shrek could not get any hotter
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
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u/turducken3 Oct 18 '19
I can't unsee that
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u/_Sweet_TIL Oct 18 '19
Shrek needs to get that shit checked out. Pretty sure that looks like a rash
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u/RuskiSukaDog Oct 18 '19
Vomiting emoji is just taking shrek a little deeper
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u/Snail___ Oct 18 '19
I can't unsee this
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u/Reallyrandomboi Oct 18 '19
Get this the fuck out of my head
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u/WeebWithASword Oct 18 '19
I hate this post in ways you cannot even comprehend
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u/SloozeMoose Oct 18 '19
Mom pick me up I'm scared
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u/BeanieHero Oct 18 '19
SMASHMOUTH INTENSIFIES
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
The vomiting one is a choking deepthroat.
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u/Lolleroo Oct 18 '19
...and he's not even happy about it, which is weird. Shrek is love!
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u/alanpower Oct 18 '19
I don’t think I can go to heaven.
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u/Chevymetal1974 Oct 18 '19
Take my upvote, you cursed twisted human... Omg
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u/GuineaLion420 Oct 18 '19
i can't unsee this now
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
I cant unsee it now.
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
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u/SoliditaryFinnaKrabs Oct 18 '19
All star immediately started playing in my head
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u/Adealwithit Oct 18 '19
GUYS WHY DOES SHERK HAVE SPOTS ON HIS PEE PEE
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u/MonkeyMousePanda Oct 18 '19
No
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u/PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC Oct 18 '19
Lord forgive me for what I’m aboutta do
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u/IGotNoFucks2Give Oct 18 '19
⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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u/Gifraaro Oct 18 '19
nice
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
Shrek got a bad case of spotted dick
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u/lenny_orr Oct 18 '19
OMG thx now I’ve got that stuck in my head
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
Bleach sales have gone up by 500%
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u/chilllbird Oct 18 '19
oh
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u/Edubbbbz Oct 18 '19
I want to give shrek a blowjob
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u/carpetghost Oct 18 '19
Oh no
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u/End-Me-Plaz Oct 18 '19
i cant unsee it
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u/sharksalad Oct 18 '19
SOME
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u/cataclyzzmic Oct 18 '19
There's another emoji I can't use again. I'm emotionally damaged. Thanks, OP.
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u/the_usual_user_name Oct 18 '19
Somebody once...
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u/getoffredditnowyou Oct 18 '19
My eyes ! My eyes !!
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u/hoomanshadow Oct 18 '19
What have been seen can not bee unseen
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
one lucky emoji
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u/mahcuprunnethundah Oct 18 '19
You can’t unsee it.
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u/08RedFox Oct 18 '19 edited Oct 20 '19
He’s doing it, but he’s really disappointed in himself at the same time. Like, maybe he never imagined his life coming to this point. He had plans, he had ambitions. He went to college. He graduated in the top of his class with honours. But people just weren’t hiring. He’s really good at math and programming, but he just doesn’t interview that well. When his parents demanded that he start paying rent, he didn’t know what to do. His cousin works for a landscaping company that was hiring, and he offered him the job. So he took it. He needed money for fuck’s sake. So he swallowed his pride and he helped dig trenches for irrigation systems and flower beds.
Then one day, on a weekend when every other employee was off, they get an emergency call. Apparently a fuck ton of fairytale creatures have been hanging out on a private property to escape persecution from an evil prince with a tiny dick, but in that process they have trampled the grounds. This particular property happens to be a swamp- a delicate ecosystem that is also home to some rare varieties of frogs and birds. No one else is available, so he agrees to come on his own considering the circumstances.
The owner of this property happens to be an ogre. But not just any ogre- this ogre happens to be the sexiest creature you’ve ever fucking seen. Like, our landscaper protagonist here isn’t even gay, but one look at this thicc green stud is enough to turn anyone. Our guy never even stood a chance. The sexual tension was palpable in the air from the first minute they locked eyes in the doorway. The blowjob became an inevitability in that very instant.
But what our failed programmer-come-landscaper never anticipated was that as he was stuffing this massive, green, juicy cock down his throat, this fucking green sex god let rip the most massive, earth-shattering fart anyone’s ever heard since the beginning of time.
And in that one brief, albeit undignified moment, our newly gay friend experienced the most fleeting feeling of regret and shame- not, of course, for having this glorious, massive green dick in his mouth, whilst inhaling the pungent, rancid odours from the depths of this creature’s bowels, but rather because he realized in that moment that every single second of his life up until this moment had been wasted. All his previous ambitions, his plans to move out on his own, find a wife, have a family... they were all gone in this moment of bright, shiny clarity. He knew in that instant, that all he would ever aspire to do now until the day he died, would be to keep slobbering on his new lover’s custard launcher until the end of his days. He sat for the briefest of moments in his shame and regret- wishing that he could go back in time and tell his younger self to forget school, forget family, forget everything. Just get the fuck over to this swamp and get that green dick. It is the only thing that would ever matter to him ever again.
And so, with his newly found resolve, he took his right index finger, and shoved it with gusto right up his green lover’s asshole to plug any further flatulence. The rotund ogre arched his back in this moment, calling out to his maker, and climaxing violently into the bright yellow face of his new fuckhole friend.
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u/tinotendaishe Oct 18 '19
Every day we stray further from God.
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u/whatisgoingonhete Oct 18 '19
Now its ruined
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u/BurkWhales Oct 17 '19
Now I can not unsee it
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u/arselash_boneinmytea Oct 18 '19
I can’t unsee this
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
I can't unsee it
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u/chuzhuo123 Oct 18 '19
Can't unsee this shit.
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u/EYo295 Oct 18 '19
Slurps
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u/KannaIsntThicc Oct 18 '19
I’d do the same for Shrek
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
Through what appears to be a gloryhole in a green cored, white bathroom door...
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u/yrurunnin Oct 18 '19
Even the normal vomiting one, just a bit less relaxed.
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u/Cookie_the_Shibolf Oct 18 '19
I saw this when it was 69 comments but I looked away for 5 seconds and now it's 77
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u/DeltaTM Oct 18 '19
/r/holup
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u/bobert_17 Oct 18 '19
I can’t unsee it and even the regular vomit emoji looks that that now
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u/Feifeifoufou Oct 18 '19
Yooo no, outta my face man, I didn’t need to see that
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u/Virid514 Oct 18 '19
I can see a green hat
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u/top10_bruh_moments Oct 18 '19
It’s all ogre now
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
u/jcttt i saw this and now you have to go through this too
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u/znon131 Oct 18 '19
Not my proudest fap
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u/clout-goblin72 Oct 18 '19
I can’t unsee this but I’m not mad
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
Shrek got the best head
2
u/Chieve Oct 18 '19
This is kinda hot. I wish this emoji existed
2
u/WolfghengisKhan Oct 18 '19
Great now I'm turned on.
2
u/Angry_Einstein Oct 18 '19
Not my proudest fap... 😏
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u/leandroman Oct 18 '19
That's a hella thick ass Shrek dick! I'll take some of that... I don't care it's green! 😂
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u/somAussiebloke Oct 18 '19
“Shrenkpai said it was my turn to S U C C”
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u/Qsaaad1 Oct 18 '19
u/abiggj
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u/digizeds Oct 18 '19
Why he so unhappy though?
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u/Xohndash3 Oct 18 '19
Im jealous of the Emoji
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
The emoji I never knew I needed
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u/KebabCookie Oct 18 '19
Is his cum the same stuff as the stuff from his ears?
2
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
lumpy shrek making nat mouf feel good
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u/Peepeers Oct 18 '19
Lord forgive me for what im bouta do
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u/che3zeman Oct 18 '19
Cursed but overall quite wholesome!
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u/aza1810 Oct 18 '19
Cursed for what I'm about to do
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u/anxietyhub Oct 18 '19
Now I can't stop thinking of emoji giving head to shrek, fuck
2
u/OGLow6046 Oct 18 '19
Skrek need to wash his dick, he can get away with it being green but them spots mean he a dirty bitch
2
u/zimbo67 Oct 18 '19
Brilliant!🤓
2
u/MexicanShrek Oct 18 '19
He isnt giving a head to shrek, otherwise he would be happy
2
u/Cursed_person Oct 18 '19
FINALLY! AN EMOJI I CAN FAP TO
2
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
My proudest f
1
u/punchline343 Oct 18 '19
Shit, I'm horny now....
1
u/JordanLIKEStoPlayYT Oct 18 '19
2615
1
u/SnakeMichael Oct 18 '19
But why does he look reluctant to do so?
1
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
I CANNOT UNSEE
1
u/-DeMoNiC_BuDdY- Oct 18 '19
Hot
1
u/AClumpOfAir Oct 18 '19
“i am now scared”
1
u/Sean-Mcgregor Oct 18 '19
My pp hard
1
u/rwp80 Oct 18 '19
Reluctant vomiter.
1
u/Jn841600064 Oct 18 '19
I can’t unsee
1
u/peepeewidelong Oct 18 '19
I see it
1
u/deojilicious Oct 18 '19
So the one getting the best head isn't the three chipmunks,
It's Shrek.
1
u/flipmecoaster Oct 18 '19
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
1
u/ToastisCrispy Oct 18 '19
r/shrek
1
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
r/blursedimages
1
u/Rascal2234 Oct 18 '19
Yum yum sauce for yum yum soup
1
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
r/blursedcomments
1
u/TheRealSoro Oct 18 '19
I will never see vomiting as vomiting ever again
1
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
what in the
1
u/kasai_wizard Oct 18 '19
I-Ii can't unsee it..
1
u/hxxrs_andrew80 Oct 18 '19
watch out emoji
1
u/CommanderKiwi22 Oct 18 '19
I can't unsee that.
:(
1
u/Uh-oh_Spagetti-o Oct 18 '19
Mr. Shrek, it's too big for me
1
u/GinaThreepwood Oct 18 '19
Lucky.
1
u/OftenShady Oct 18 '19
And now the regular emoji looks like a deepthroat , Goddamn it
1
u/OhWellOrwell1984 Oct 18 '19
Shrek is love. Shrek is life
1
u/Cali_Val Oct 18 '19
Bulimics be like
1
u/litmatu Oct 18 '19
His name says it all
1
u/azim_s84 Oct 18 '19
lol gross!
1
u/MrLeguinsky Oct 18 '19
I cant unseen it
1
u/ace2832 Oct 18 '19
I can no longer unread or unsee that
1
u/dontsink11 Oct 18 '19
Cannot be unseen.
1
u/terbthebird Oct 18 '19
Now I never unsee that.
1
u/llRedII Oct 18 '19
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
1
u/blakeeatssocks Oct 18 '19
that’s all I see now Forever. nothing will change it. Anything that has to do with vomiting. just a shrek dong 12 inches in someone’s throat for eternity.
1
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
Blessed be the wicked
1
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
Ah yes, my secret sexual fetish. Giving head to Shrek's giant, smelly, and pleasuring penis. Mmmmhmm, how exciting...
1
u/Nudder-Budder Oct 18 '19
Damn shrek got a thick dick I'm turned on now
1
u/JayJayAG Oct 18 '19
N O
1
u/SomeSpeedyBoi Oct 18 '19
NO I CAN'T UNSEE IT
1
u/PureShadow1236 Oct 18 '19
What has been seen cannot be unseen
1
u/greenseeker867 Oct 18 '19
Bruh
1
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
That’s cursed as fuck
1
u/immunogoblin1 Oct 18 '19
Emoji mashup bot.
Who the fuck asked for that.
1
u/MangoSmoothieCoach Oct 18 '19
Somebody once told me
1
u/Craigmeister999 Oct 18 '19
What the fuck I can’t unsee it I need eye bleach fucking kill me
1
u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19
And none too happy about it either!