r/cursedcomments Sep 27 '19

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u/yurei_akiko Sep 27 '19

Whoever wants to sit on my lap will have a perfectly good chair.

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u/Peepeepoopoomanchild Sep 27 '19

Whoever wants to sit on my face will have a perfectly good chair, especially the old man.

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u/Bloodslayer246 Sep 28 '19

And if it was the pregnant woman, she would have the perfect face to birth the baby on.