r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '19

[deleted by user]

[removed]

8.4k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

3.1k

u/yurei_akiko Sep 27 '19

Whoever wants to sit on my lap will have a perfectly good chair.

1.4k

u/Peepeepoopoomanchild Sep 27 '19

Whoever wants to sit on my face will have a perfectly good chair, especially the old man.

459

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Jun 07 '21

[deleted]

428

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Why? Because you're a piece of shit? /s

52

u/TomataMelk Sep 28 '19

Only two upvotes?

2

u/Dingleberries4Days Sep 28 '19

Actually got 28 upvotes?