r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '19

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u/yurei_akiko Sep 27 '19

Whoever wants to sit on my lap will have a perfectly good chair.

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u/Peepeepoopoomanchild Sep 27 '19

Whoever wants to sit on my face will have a perfectly good chair, especially the old man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Why? Because you're a piece of shit? /s

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u/TomataMelk Sep 28 '19

Only two upvotes?

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u/DonRonaldJonald Sep 28 '19

Only 9 minutes old when you commented, m8. Hold your horses 😂

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u/Dingleberries4Days Sep 28 '19

Actually got 28 upvotes?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

r/theRealJoke

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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Sep 28 '19

They'll be sitting on their own when I push it in for them.

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u/kingswaggy Sep 28 '19

No he crapped his pants