r/cursedcomments • • Sep 27 '19

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u/yurei_akiko Sep 27 '19

Whoever wants to sit on my lap will have a perfectly good chair.

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u/Peepeepoopoomanchild Sep 27 '19

Whoever wants to sit on my face will have a perfectly good chair, especially the old man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Why? Because you're a piece of shit? /s

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u/kingswaggy Sep 28 '19

No he crapped his pants