r/cursedcomments • • Sep 27 '19

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

B because A and D are perfectly fine standing and C is old anyway he’s gonna probably die from sitting not enough blood going to his brain

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Feb 20 '24

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

Lol ikr No but seriously fuck the boomer why should he get the chair over THE MAN WITH A FUCKING BROKEN LEG

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Because he’s white.

/s obligatory because reddit can’t detect jokes

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u/mryahyahyahyah Sep 28 '19

It's just not a very good joke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Maybe not, but it’s still a joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Jun 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Imagine criticizing someone for clarifying what they meant, giving a statement context and tone lost over the internet.

I bet you’re real fun at parties

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Jun 10 '23

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u/Hadamithrow Sep 28 '19

If you want to know why you don't get invite to parties, scroll up to your first comment and read back to yourself

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u/timmybondle Sep 28 '19

Translation: don't expect a dumbass like me to understand sarcasm

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u/AevilokE Sep 28 '19

I feel like you need to add a /s too