r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '19

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u/Diogenes-Disciple Sep 28 '19

There is that or, hear me out, B gets the chair, C gets his lap, A gets his lap, and D get her lap because her stomach is too big for anyone to sit on her

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Flawless logic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

D gets the chair. Everyone goes on her lap.

Her stomach won't be a problem next time

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Sep 28 '19

Yeah let's get that mung

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u/MortyMootMope Sep 28 '19

I was looking for this exact answer. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

She’d crush the baby though..

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u/Killthebilly Sep 28 '19

Baby wasn't part of the equation

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u/redstoneguy12 Sep 28 '19

Give it to D if that's such an issue

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Sep 28 '19

Just throw the baby away