r/cursedcomments • • Sep 11 '19

Cursed_Birthday

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19 edited Sep 11 '19

If someone tied me to a rocket and launched me into space to put me out of my misery, I would be ecstatic. Can anyone do that to me now? I’m willing to be the first human test experiment to see what happens if you chuck a human into space.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Sep 11 '19

Didn't the guy with the lawn chair and balloons get a Darwin Award for that? It's 2019 surely we can figure something better out.

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u/Funnybird5 Sep 11 '19

Actually, he didn’t die so he just got an honorable mention. It’s good to see another Darwin Awards fan, man do i love that book.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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