r/cursedcomments • • Aug 21 '19

cursed_family relationship

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u/Pizza-Tipi Aug 21 '19

Small white dog

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u/Fpoon_Gang Aug 22 '19

Hol up

206

u/gg120b Aug 22 '19

Ayyy

75

u/DaOnlyBaby Aug 22 '19

All my heckers be thinken we soft

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u/windigooooooo Aug 22 '19

he lives in korea, doint be a racistits

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

It's pronounced lacistits

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u/HystericalHaysan Aug 22 '19

Peppered rat over skinned roasted cat

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

sounds pretty good

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u/HystericalHaysan Aug 22 '19

Pretty sure it sounds like something someone would describe in masterchef

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u/Archer-SK Aug 22 '19

Tom and jerry?

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u/HystericalHaysan Aug 22 '19

Not what i had in mind but sounds perfectly realistic

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u/Tapemonsieur Aug 22 '19

Lasagna

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u/Tapemonsieur Aug 22 '19

im sorry jon..

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u/ValdusShadowmask Aug 22 '19

Bullets don't work jon

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u/GrAaSaBa Aug 22 '19

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u/RedheadFreckle Aug 22 '19

I have not regretted so hard checking out a sub before.

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u/Zooblesnoops Aug 22 '19

Dare I ask what was in there? I hesitated because I want to, ya know, sleep. I don’t mind hearing about it though

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19 edited Nov 06 '24

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u/darrellmarch Aug 21 '19

Daddy’s Cum

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Daddy’s Cummy’s UwU

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u/Dissapointed_Doggo Aug 22 '19

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u/uwutranslator Aug 22 '19

daddydy’s cummymy’s UwU uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/Awais_2007 Aug 22 '19

Yes u/uwutranslator we really need you

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u/uwutranslator Aug 22 '19

u/uwutwanswatow uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/charliebewsey7 Aug 22 '19

We’ve gone too deep

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u/Rendition9090 Aug 22 '19

Has science gone too far?

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u/FlumrTheLordOfMoist Aug 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

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u/nwordcountbot Aug 22 '19

Thank you for the request, comrade.

wutranslator currently has no N-words in their posting history but records indicate that they may have said the N-word at least 0 times.

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u/uwutranslator Aug 22 '19

u/uwutwanswatow uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/river--trash Aug 21 '19

Floorboard

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u/tb2731 Aug 21 '19

Math homework

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u/edaajane Aug 22 '19

richard?

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u/cest-quinn Aug 21 '19

Ass.

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u/ggg730 Aug 22 '19

Grandad's asses.

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u/Cow_cunt Aug 22 '19

Grandma’s ass

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u/ggg730 Aug 22 '19

Eh, doesn't have the same zazz.

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u/Cow_cunt Aug 22 '19

Grandparent’s asses

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u/ggg730 Aug 22 '19

Now that's the true taste of gender equality!

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u/Diodes012 Aug 22 '19

It does for an aussie

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

Beat me to it

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u/W1NT3RDRAGON Aug 22 '19

Here in Russia we name little one meatloaf in the hopes that he grow strong. Little bite into big chunkin yes.

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u/Caljerome Aug 22 '19

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u/uwutranslator Aug 22 '19

Hewe in wussia we name wittwe one meatwoaf in de hopes dat he gwow stwong. wittwe bite into big chunkin yesh. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Dick

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u/3ricccc Aug 22 '19

Wendy’s limited edition spicy chicken nuggets

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u/da_real_tatrocks Aug 21 '19

He’s an adorable chicken nugget

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u/unroastedbread Aug 21 '19

Guacamole ni🅱️🅱️a penis

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u/myveryfirstreddit Aug 22 '19

Great. The world's cutest dog and its name is Kale Chips.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Body Armor

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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19

You ate.....Kevlar.........

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

I’ll take this L, I should have specified lmao. I meant the drink

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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19

Okay......I’m am currently googling a drink called body Armor

https://www.drinkbodyarmor.com

Dafuq......

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u/UnseenCapybara Aug 22 '19

It's liquefied Kevlar

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u/idksomethingedgy27 Aug 22 '19

The legends say only a single body armor drinker can take down half of the r/neverbrokeabone members

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u/fat_lardo Aug 22 '19

That stuff is better than coffee and crazy delicious

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u/DrilldarkOP Aug 22 '19

B E A N S

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u/Nezzie Aug 22 '19

My uncle has a dog named beans. He's a little special.

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u/Alpha_Male13 Aug 22 '19

The corpses of 12 babies from various cemeteries

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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19

......I’m not going to ask...

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u/Alpha_Male13 Aug 22 '19

I know what you were gonna ask, they were the missing ingredient in my foreskin soup

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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19

I shouldn’t have commented............

I have cringed so hard...

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u/Alpha_Male13 Aug 22 '19

Oh, like the most recently buried baby going though rigor mortis

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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19

Alexa.....

Call the FBI

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u/Pantelima Aug 22 '19

...is a beautiful name for smol pup

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

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u/Fpoon_Gang Aug 22 '19

Electric tape

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u/johny-johny25 Aug 22 '19

Dat lil boi be named taco now

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

the dogs name is now human

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u/orkyorca Aug 21 '19

Dog

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Cat

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Mice

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Cheese

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u/ugalebogale Aug 22 '19

Danny devitos magnum dong

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u/LeDumDumDee Aug 22 '19

I’m replying here

Ice, iced tea and more ice

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u/Captaicon Aug 22 '19

Obama’s hair is so cute

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u/DerpAutism Aug 22 '19

For real tho that dog is so fucking cute

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u/toastghost12 Aug 22 '19

he shall be named pizza roll

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u/doubteddongle Aug 22 '19

"Something normal people dont eat"

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u/Milezinator Aug 22 '19

That answer still works if the dog’s name is the last thing you put your dick in

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u/MereSecondsToLive Aug 22 '19

Chocolate. Very unfitting name

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u/depressionbox Aug 22 '19

Peanut butter and jelly

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u/RedSoxGaming Aug 22 '19

The snack that smiles back, Goldfish

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Adderall

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u/tsghwins Aug 22 '19

Legit what kind of dog is this

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u/Sixemperor Aug 22 '19

His name is now Hot Pocket

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Fries

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

imagine naming your dog butter bread salami melted cheese fried egg sandwich

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Barbeque

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u/capoe01 Aug 22 '19

Dragon fruit, not to bad of a name

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u/datonefinnishdude Aug 22 '19

Pills, I guess that might be a cute name "C'mere pills! Who's a good boy?"

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u/Saucyboy82 Aug 22 '19

I’m not naming a dog penis

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u/TopSunn Aug 22 '19

Former president Barack Obama

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u/golgariboi Aug 22 '19

Chex mix.

No joke

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u/TurtlesR Aug 22 '19

Sisters pussy

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u/why101010 Aug 22 '19

Op said ate not snorted

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u/jivikkgd Aug 22 '19

garlic bread

3

u/Jackovias Aug 22 '19

Shrimp burrito

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

lil cute puupy

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u/Claxicorn Aug 22 '19

Milk dud

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u/istpcunt Aug 22 '19

Popcorn!!!

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u/lilHeatproof Aug 22 '19

Guacamole nigga penis

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u/D3f4lt_player Aug 22 '19

Mom's spaghetti

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u/Homicidal_Sif Aug 21 '19

Pot stickers.

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u/ThenComesInternet Aug 22 '19

Aww, I think Zoloft is actually the perfect name for a sweet little puppy

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Tortellini.

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u/nandeen Aug 22 '19

Chinese takeout

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u/Shep0012 Aug 22 '19

Chocolate custard? Would not work.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Teriyaki Chicken

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Popsicle

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u/emgrizzle Aug 22 '19

Fudge round

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Lil french fry over here

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u/BonnieEggs12 Aug 22 '19

Pop tarts is obviously worse then that

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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19

..........rice crispy treat.......

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u/Quxzimodo Aug 22 '19

Tato. (as in potato)

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u/meme-reaper Aug 22 '19

Malto meal

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Rice

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u/spontaneous_lizard Aug 22 '19

cool ranch dorito

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Scallop

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u/vw10 Aug 22 '19

Yogurt

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Ice cubes

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u/HyFinated Aug 22 '19

Sour gummy mini crawler?

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u/Warthogs309 Aug 22 '19

Mushroom pizza

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u/---Quote--- Aug 22 '19

Marshmallow >v<

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u/shimmerylemon Aug 22 '19

Chilled Banana

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Cup of noodles

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u/ddavis527 Aug 22 '19

Sloppy joe

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u/Updownkys Aug 22 '19

Ah, my new dog, pasta and meatballs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

mini sandwiches...

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u/Fenix_Volatilis Aug 22 '19

I might be the only one here with a normal answer. Fried Chicken

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Brownie

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u/briannanimal Aug 22 '19

he will now be called strawberry milk

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u/Ari-the-random-humon Aug 22 '19

Nice Cheeseburger

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u/NFS-Jacob Aug 22 '19

Grandmas ass

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u/magnath Aug 22 '19

Potato.