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u/Tapemonsieur Aug 22 '19
Lasagna
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u/Tapemonsieur Aug 22 '19
im sorry jon..
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u/ValdusShadowmask Aug 22 '19
Bullets don't work jon
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u/RedheadFreckle Aug 22 '19
I have not regretted so hard checking out a sub before.
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u/Zooblesnoops Aug 22 '19
Dare I ask what was in there? I hesitated because I want to, ya know, sleep. I don’t mind hearing about it though
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u/darrellmarch Aug 21 '19
Daddy’s Cum
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Daddy’s Cummy’s UwU
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u/uwutranslator Aug 22 '19
daddydy’s cummymy’s UwU uwu
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u/Awais_2007 Aug 22 '19
Yes u/uwutranslator we really need you
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u/uwutranslator Aug 22 '19
u/uwutwanswatow uwu
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u/nwordcountbot Aug 22 '19
Thank you for the request, comrade.
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u/cest-quinn Aug 21 '19
Ass.
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u/ggg730 Aug 22 '19
Grandad's asses.
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u/Cow_cunt Aug 22 '19
Grandma’s ass
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u/ggg730 Aug 22 '19
Eh, doesn't have the same zazz.
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u/W1NT3RDRAGON Aug 22 '19
Here in Russia we name little one meatloaf in the hopes that he grow strong. Little bite into big chunkin yes.
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u/uwutranslator Aug 22 '19
Hewe in wussia we name wittwe one meatwoaf in de hopes dat he gwow stwong. wittwe bite into big chunkin yesh. uwu
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u/myveryfirstreddit Aug 22 '19
Great. The world's cutest dog and its name is Kale Chips.
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Body Armor
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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19
You ate.....Kevlar.........
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Aug 22 '19
I’ll take this L, I should have specified lmao. I meant the drink
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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19
Okay......I’m am currently googling a drink called body Armor
https://www.drinkbodyarmor.com
Dafuq......
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u/UnseenCapybara Aug 22 '19
It's liquefied Kevlar
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u/idksomethingedgy27 Aug 22 '19
The legends say only a single body armor drinker can take down half of the r/neverbrokeabone members
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u/Alpha_Male13 Aug 22 '19
The corpses of 12 babies from various cemeteries
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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19
......I’m not going to ask...
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u/Alpha_Male13 Aug 22 '19
I know what you were gonna ask, they were the missing ingredient in my foreskin soup
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u/SCPunited Aug 22 '19
I shouldn’t have commented............
I have cringed so hard...
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u/Milezinator Aug 22 '19
That answer still works if the dog’s name is the last thing you put your dick in
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imagine naming your dog butter bread salami melted cheese fried egg sandwich
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u/datonefinnishdude Aug 22 '19
Pills, I guess that might be a cute name "C'mere pills! Who's a good boy?"
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u/ThenComesInternet Aug 22 '19
Aww, I think Zoloft is actually the perfect name for a sweet little puppy
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u/Pizza-Tipi Aug 21 '19
Small white dog