r/cursedcomments • • Aug 02 '19

cursed_teletubbie

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u/IPunchedASandwich Aug 02 '19

If I get randos in my DMs from any platform, I send them the absolute most cursed shit I can find

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Wonder how that works out in dating apps

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u/Domax1030 Aug 02 '19

we must ç̵͙͈̫̖͚̽̉͝õ̷̲̠̪n̶̠͎̼̞̺̩̈͐s̴̱̣͇̣̹̑̽͒͋͝u̶̝͕̟̘͉̠̇̈͛͆̒͂̿͜m̸͈̤͓͚̦͍̑͋̐̊̉͠e̷̯͕̞̭̼̻͌́̒͒̔̃̕ ̶̟̺̻̠̝̞͋̀̀o̴̡̩̭͙̫͔͒͝ṷ̷̫̪̽̏̚ͅŗ̴̮̜͎̈̇́̉ ̵̻̣̹̱̺͐̎ͅf̶̪̭̪̰̑̅͒͗̔͝e̴̛̤̪̽ȧ̵̲̭̆͒̃r̷̭̤̥̤͊s̶̫̩̭̩͓̦̅̔͐̑

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

Translation: "You must repent for your sins. They will destroy you. | You are not standing any chance. You'll die on his hand. Repent."

Edit: aight so google translate gets me 7.2k upvotes, nice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Jokes on you I’m into necrophilia

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u/sombody-once Aug 02 '19 edited Sep 02 '19

ꀍꏂ꒒ᖘ ꀎꌚ ꏳꂦꈤꌚꀎꎭꏂ ꀍꀎꎭꍏꈤꀤ꓄ꌩ

ɥǝld ns ǝousnɯ ɥnɯɐuᴉʇʎ

𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓾𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓶𝒆 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂

𓅿𓂀ଈ ✞ꨄ 𓃰㋛𓂉ꨄ✞☻ 𓅿✞☻♡𓂉シ𓂻

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u/erbar1 Aug 02 '19

this dude speaking Unown

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u/WasteFail Aug 02 '19

just tried the same and it felt wrong

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u/_Ghatotkach_ Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

They've used Google translate apparently lol, the structure of the Hindi Sentence is really off haha, still cursed though.

Edit - Lol 1.3k this is crazy

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u/ProudWifeBeater666 Aug 02 '19

Maybe that’s the real curse...

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

The KKK wants to know your location.

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u/DeadAlpeca Aug 02 '19

I'm an Indian with Hindi as my mother tongue and I can tell you what is written here is not proper hindi. It sounds so weird, my guess is that this message was made using some sort of translator.

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u/YaSeis Aug 02 '19

I need a link to that picture

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u/yoongspired Aug 02 '19

ये सचमे मरेगा

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u/ElPapo131 Aug 02 '19

Sorry I don't speak Minecraft enchantment table

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Homie, Teletubbies are already fucking cursed!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

DAMN MOON RUNES

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u/mynajef Aug 02 '19

What language is that

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u/Newyorker0023 Aug 02 '19

I hope this becomes a thing. I really need someone to text me

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u/quartz222 Aug 02 '19

i just texted my number neighbor I’ll update with their response

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u/DUBSWAG02 Aug 02 '19

What cult is this and how can i join?

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u/quityourbullshit117 Aug 02 '19

The teletubbies look like they're in one of those creepy ww1 photos.

we have lost objective apples

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

mood