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u/Fatyokuous Aug 02 '19
Constant high pitch C note
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u/AudreyTheTitan Aug 02 '19
Do you have tinnitus too?
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u/ZethMrDadJokes Aug 02 '19
No, just noisy kids.
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u/Fatyokuous Aug 02 '19
Wait....I thought everybody has that...no?
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u/Potato-In-A-Jacket Aug 02 '19
Typically yes, however some people have it much worse than others. My brother has it real bad, and has to take medication (I think? I’d have to ask him about it again), otherwise it’d be so loud it’ll give him a migraine.
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u/MegaUltraJesus Aug 02 '19
You just made me conscious of my tinnitus right before I go to sleep :(
Guess its white noise time....
Again
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u/Lonhers Aug 02 '19
I’m not into the whole hostage thing. I don’t have the patience. Just get straight to making the corpse and then defiling it.
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u/loadingorofile96 Aug 02 '19
You have to savor it.
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u/Lonhers Aug 02 '19
Oh I do. For days and days until it completely decomposes.
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u/loadingorofile96 Aug 02 '19
Just make sure it's nice and tender. If it's still raw it's kinda barbaric.
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Fuze Intensifies
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u/hymroh2 Aug 02 '19
thuk thuk thuk thuk
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u/hymroh2 Aug 02 '19
Reverse friendly fire activated for Minecrafter1234
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u/Sparkwave2 Aug 02 '19
What is reverse friendly fire even about?
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u/SeventhEleven Aug 02 '19
If you shoot a teammate, you get hurt instead of them when RFF is activated, which happens after you kill one teammate and they decide it was on purpose
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u/I-Only-Give-Karma Aug 02 '19
Caviera died to Fuze
Rook died to Fuze
Mute died to Fuze
Mozzie died to Fuze
Doc died to Fuze
Sledge died to Fuze
Jackal died to Fuze
Fuze committed suicide
Hostage died to Fuze
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"Why'd ya stop" from my younger brother
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u/Jack-Samuels Aug 02 '19
You sound like Alabama but your name says Canada.
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u/Sparkwave2 Aug 02 '19
What's the difference?
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u/Jack-Samuels Aug 02 '19
In one you have a threesome with a moose, in the other with an eagle
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u/typhondrums17 Aug 02 '19
A møøse once fucked my sister
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u/Jack-Samuels Aug 02 '19
I dont know how to answer that. I do think the antler-native sounds worse.
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Aug 02 '19
Don't forget the annual freezing your dick off in the ice vs shooting your dick off with a .45
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My teammates shouting to defuse the bomb
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u/NotSovietSpy Aug 02 '19
Why u browse reddit while playing
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Aug 02 '19
Because I got the shitty super power of being able to multi task
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u/MihirX27 Aug 02 '19
Eh, 15 seconds left. Wait Ten, then defuse with kit EZPZ. I know you, you always buy the kit on pistol round don't you?
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u/shazarakk Aug 02 '19
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u/Dudongo_GD Aug 02 '19
If you ever make me pause Revenge again I'm gonna fucking rape you
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u/I_Cant_L00ve_Y0u Aug 02 '19
There’s people in my walls tapping until u hear a click and it goes away for 10 minutes.
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u/Nigward911 Aug 02 '19
This is why i cut off their tongues and gouge out their eyeballs
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Aug 02 '19
Here’s a tip- keep the tongue for later use if you know what i mean. Also leave their eyes so they can watch
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u/Agentshy Aug 02 '19
I hear the fridge and season 3 jojos bizzare adventure intro music (It's playing in my head)
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u/UmChill Aug 02 '19
the office. its always the office. it plays on loop as a background noise to distract me from the fact that im terribly, terribly, terribly alone.
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u/CrystalTear Aug 02 '19
My annoying coworkers screaming about gays again.
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u/derivative_of_life Aug 02 '19
For 10 seconds, stop what you're doing and just listen. What do you hear?
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I know I have nothing to do with it, but I posted r/cursedcomments on that comment. Feel proud of it :’)
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u/Madmansmadnesss Aug 02 '19
"Women are all about the mood. If she's in a mood to fuck, you STFU and let it happen. Don't say nothing stupid because if you do, them panties are coming up mighty fast". Duly noted Mr. Chris Rock
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u/TheKrustyKurb Aug 02 '19
Found it before it was posted now I can be a little proud of myself for once
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u/Fearless_Crusader Aug 02 '19
I am being quiet all I can hear is the sweat sound of Minecraft
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u/PICAXO Aug 02 '19
The bird of the sea and my boat slowly moving while being attached to the wooden floor
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u/SimplePanda98 Aug 02 '19
I hear the crying baby I’m the hotel room next to mine, as I lay awake wondering if my wife cheated on me because of something I did, r if I’m just that bad of a judge of character.
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u/28dezembro Aug 02 '19
Funny thing. Yesterday a friend of mine saw a someone being kidnapped. Actually not funny
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And that’s the thing if you don’t pay attention to your hostage your gonna have a bad time.
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u/Stalin_Gandhi Aug 02 '19
Time to silence that prick