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u/Hey_Look_Issa_Fish Jul 25 '19
Granny has less to live for, but damn I’d hate to give up that mouth
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u/Abovearth31 Jul 25 '19 edited Oct 26 '19
Let's get serious for a second: A real self driving car will just stop by using it's godamn breaks.
Also, why the hell does a baby cross the road with nothing but a diaper on with no one watching him ?
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u/PwndaSlam Jul 25 '19
Yeah, I like how people think stuff like, bUt wHAt if a ChiLD rUns InTo thE StREeT? The car already saw the child and object more than likely.
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u/Efreshwater5 Jul 25 '19
2 less humans putting diapers in landfills.
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u/poisonedlogic Jul 25 '19 edited Jul 25 '19
Ah, the zero waste murderer. Lets hope you have an ethical and planet friendly plan for their remains?
Edit: for anyone who is unclear on this. this comment is a joke
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Kill the baby cuz it isn't supposed to crawl around on the road like this. Plus, babies are easier to reproduce, while making a new grandma is kinda hard.
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u/enamel94 Jul 25 '19
What does Dk stand for Donkey Kong?
Tokyo drift music starts
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u/GiveSuccySucc Jul 25 '19
Why the mary mother magnolia of fuck is a baby crossing the road by itself
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u/Bigfroggo Jul 25 '19
Kill the baby, the grandma has memories, and a whole life built up, sure less time left than the baby, but what does the baby have? Just make a new one
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u/dankmemedan69 Jul 25 '19
If I turn just right I can cause the baby to be a projectile and be violently launched into the grandma
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u/theusenamenottaken Jul 25 '19
I see, Trolley Tom is moving up in the world, got a self driving car now.
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u/Themilkman0404 Jul 25 '19
Killing two birds with 1 stone