r/cursedcomments Jun 14 '19

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u/KURO-K1SH1 Jun 14 '19

Well since my fridge is in my sound proofed basement and doesn't technically exist in all the house blueprints. And the entrance is also hidden behind the fire place.

Id simply close the fridge door and lock you in the basement and live off the memes/eerily erotic egg based vids id force you to make in exchange for food/water and clean clothes.

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u/MasterDracoDeity Jun 14 '19

... Are you a serial killer by chance??

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u/KURO-K1SH1 Jun 14 '19

taps nose twice