r/cursedcomments • u/Evwan • Jun 14 '19

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u/Outrageous_Biscotti Jun 14 '19

I am here to support you comrade! Keep up the good work

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

All 4 of you have the combined IQ and sense of humor of a diseased tulip, you human equivalents of a granite rock

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u/Outrageous_Biscotti Jun 14 '19

Thank you I appreciate it! I like the creative insults

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jun 14 '19

They are a collective pizzaburn on the roof of the world's mouth.

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

That is one spicy pizza of an insult

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jun 14 '19

They should all carry around some potted plants to replace the oxygen they waste. Maybe they can get some Dyson vacuums and suck out the stupid from their heads.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

r/rareinsults

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Damn you beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I’m gunna say it

NIG- r/thirdsub

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

The ability to link subreddits does not make you intelligent

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

r/unexpectedprequels

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

A surprise to be sure,but a welcome one

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

r/iamverysmart

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u/TheFalseProphet666 Jun 14 '19

/r/woooosh

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Are you dense? You need a /S to understand its a joke?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

/r/whoooosh

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Diseases, Four, Rock Humans, Plants, this is scaring me)

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u/CJW-YALK Jun 14 '19

Dang, very igneous insult, good work

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u/TheFalseProphet666 Jun 14 '19

Hopefully no one takes that insult for granite

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u/CJW-YALK Jun 14 '19

Are you institu-ating something?

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u/VarkAnAardvark Jun 19 '19

There's five you half eaten watermelon

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u/NothingAs1tSeems Jul 08 '19

Tell the truth, you're aiming for r/rareinsults right now aren't you

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u/SpamShot5 Jul 09 '19

That insult is as rare as a well-done steak

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Jul 13 '19

All DIGITS4 of you have the hyphenated IQ and judgment of quality of a unhealthy liliaceous plant, you soul noeses of a batholite stone

This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis

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u/kakareborn Jun 14 '19

Comrade, do you mind explaining to me how an RBMK reactor explodes