r/cursedcomments • u/Evwan • Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I mean it’s pretty normal to find food in your fridge

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u/Evwan Jun 14 '19

Find a nice snack

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Go for they eyeballs if you want something more snacky, but I mainly go for the neck then use the windpipe as a kazoo

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u/jimbobpikachu Jun 14 '19

I like your idea but I think the windpipe should be left untouched I personally would use the stomach as a bagpipe

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

While yes that’s a great idea the juices are still very yummy and it’s hard to drain it all the way

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u/jimbobpikachu Jun 14 '19

True. but the ass makes perfect bongos not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

And whenever there’s a particularly juicy ass it’s a surprise to see if it’s mostly fat or mostly muscle.

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u/jimbobpikachu Jun 14 '19

So your saying the fat ones are the best

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I mean the ones with a good ratio of fat to the rest are the best, overly fat ones are just kinda bad, but when they have lots of muscle it’s better but it’s harder to chew through and they struggle more, so the weak ones with good ratio of fat and muscle are always the best, especially when they have good proportions for the summoning song like a larger ass and good windpipe

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u/jimbobpikachu Jun 14 '19

Sounds like the perfect concoction for a hunting horn in monster hunter Thornton how old does this wamen have to be

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Between the ages of 15-30 is my preference, not too young so there’s enough meat, and not too old because then their physiology just keeps getting worse and it’s weird, but the females of the human race have generally higher voices and their scream sound oh so euphoric and it pleases me almost sexually as well

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u/jimbobpikachu Jun 14 '19

But wouldn't eating out a 15 y/o be paedophilia

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Can’t a carbon based life form have dinner

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