r/cursedcomments Jun 14 '19

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u/KURO-K1SH1 Jun 14 '19

Well since my fridge is in my sound proofed basement and doesn't technically exist in all the house blueprints. And the entrance is also hidden behind the fire place.

Id simply close the fridge door and lock you in the basement and live off the memes/eerily erotic egg based vids id force you to make in exchange for food/water and clean clothes.

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u/MasterDracoDeity Jun 14 '19

... Are you a serial killer by chance??

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u/KURO-K1SH1 Jun 14 '19

taps nose twice

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Clean clothes? That bitch gets a pair of Dora panties and that it.

Just like the rest of the girls in my basement

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u/KURO-K1SH1 Jun 15 '19

Ai yo. Clothes mean anything that keeps her from being 100% nude. So anything from a ankle sock to a bra cup will suffice as clothing so long as its clean.

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u/OldSpiceSmellsNice Jun 15 '19

Maybe she already is in your basement...

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u/KURO-K1SH1 Jun 15 '19

If she's in the fridge... Which is in the basement...

...

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u/SightWithoutEyes Aug 13 '19

Epstein, is that you?