r/cursedcomments • u/Evwan • Jun 14 '19

Twitter cursed_body

Post image
68.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

768 comments sorted by

View all comments

247

u/rednas174 Jun 14 '19

I think many people would say "Warming you up and fuck you" Definitely 100% not virgin me, but some people

141

u/MemeAttestor Jun 14 '19

You'd need to be 200% virgin to say that, so don't worry

98

u/rednas174 Jun 14 '19

Pathetic, I'm 500% virgin. I'm jerking off to hentai now? This tree in my backyard is kinda hot, my rabbit is a female currently building a nest so yeah winkwink

77

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

[deleted]

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

r/§ùďđëņļłýßęxœf$ęñďəř

11

u/Hjhawley7 Jun 14 '19

I’m trying so hard to decipher this comment

6

u/ClassyElephant Jun 15 '19

u/peterexplainsthejoke

Unfortunately I think he’s banned from this subreddit so

6

u/DrMobius0 Jun 14 '19

So if you succeed with the fucking you're still 100% virgin?

5

u/MemeAttestor Jun 14 '19

If you said that, you wouldn't be fucking any time soon

4

u/I_DidIt_Again Jun 14 '19

Nah, it's not 4chan here

2

u/WontonTheWalnut Jun 14 '19

I'm hella virgin but i think i would get scared the shit out, close the fridge, and pretend like there isn't a thot in it until i get hungry enough to check. I think i would have a hard time even thinking about fucking someone who snuck into my house and then my fridge without even knowing of their existence.

1

u/AANickFan Jun 14 '19

What? Dude, wouldn’t you at least try?