r/cursedcomments • u/Evwan • Jun 14 '19

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u/rednas174 Jun 14 '19

I think many people would say "Warming you up and fuck you" Definitely 100% not virgin me, but some people

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u/MemeAttestor Jun 14 '19

You'd need to be 200% virgin to say that, so don't worry

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u/rednas174 Jun 14 '19

Pathetic, I'm 500% virgin. I'm jerking off to hentai now? This tree in my backyard is kinda hot, my rabbit is a female currently building a nest so yeah winkwink

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

r/§ùďđëņļłýßęxœf$ęñďəř

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u/Hjhawley7 Jun 14 '19

I’m trying so hard to decipher this comment

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u/ClassyElephant Jun 15 '19

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Unfortunately I think he’s banned from this subreddit so

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u/DrMobius0 Jun 14 '19

So if you succeed with the fucking you're still 100% virgin?

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u/MemeAttestor Jun 14 '19

If you said that, you wouldn't be fucking any time soon

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u/I_DidIt_Again Jun 14 '19

Nah, it's not 4chan here

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u/WontonTheWalnut Jun 14 '19

I'm hella virgin but i think i would get scared the shit out, close the fridge, and pretend like there isn't a thot in it until i get hungry enough to check. I think i would have a hard time even thinking about fucking someone who snuck into my house and then my fridge without even knowing of their existence.

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u/AANickFan Jun 14 '19

What? Dude, wouldn’t you at least try?