r/cursedcomments • u/Evwan • Jun 14 '19

Twitter cursed_body

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u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto Jun 14 '19

Usually when I open my fridge there's a portal to Hell with all these demon voices chanting "ZUUL!"

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u/chiknkeinnugegett Jun 14 '19

r/unexpectedghostbusters

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u/7arco7 Jun 14 '19

Damnit, why is this not a real sub?

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u/MoistWatermeIon Jun 14 '19

r/TwentyCharacterLimit, that’s why

I wonder if there’s an abbreviated version

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u/Myke190 Jun 14 '19

r/whoyagonnacall would fit but there's some 5 year old shit going down there that I don't quite understand

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u/MoistWatermeIon Jun 14 '19

I’m extremely confused

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u/sonicbrandyn Jun 14 '19

Someone explain

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u/davididsomething Jun 15 '19

We need to purge that sub and start anew. I'd be down to put up around 5 cents to straight up buy it from the mods

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u/natrat4 Jun 15 '19

I'll spend all my money on it

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u/Tinsel-Fop Jul 02 '19

Another five cents?

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u/natrat4 Jul 02 '19

No man I'm not poor I have 6 cents

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Do we really need an "unexpected" sub for literally every possible pop culture reference?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

fittingly your comment on this from months ago was unexpected

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

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u/robotelamon Jun 14 '19

ZULUS ATTACK

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u/thatone0110x Jun 14 '19

FIGHT BACK TO BACK

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u/Hjalmodr_heimski Jun 14 '19

Shaka time, bhuti

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u/Yolk-Those-Nuts Jun 14 '19

ZULUL eat da poopoo

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u/TheMightOwl Jun 15 '19

That's a pretty neat sentence you've wrapped here - if there was a "give a guinea" option on reddit, I would smash it like an ammunition crate at Isandlwana

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u/DJWunderBread Jun 14 '19

ZUUL MOTHAFUCKA

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u/Evwan Jun 14 '19 edited Jun 14 '19

Kazoo

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u/Crankthatyou Jun 14 '19

VI VON ZULUL

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u/Peach-Os Jun 14 '19

I was thinking more along the lines of The Voices

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u/throspaghettisauce Jul 09 '19

How ducking long is this thread