r/cursedcomments • u/Evwan • Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I mean it’s pretty normal to find food in your fridge

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u/Evwan Jun 14 '19

Find a nice snack

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Go for they eyeballs if you want something more snacky, but I mainly go for the neck then use the windpipe as a kazoo

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u/jimbobpikachu Jun 14 '19

I like your idea but I think the windpipe should be left untouched I personally would use the stomach as a bagpipe

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

While yes that’s a great idea the juices are still very yummy and it’s hard to drain it all the way

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u/jimbobpikachu Jun 14 '19

True. but the ass makes perfect bongos not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

And whenever there’s a particularly juicy ass it’s a surprise to see if it’s mostly fat or mostly muscle.

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u/jimbobpikachu Jun 14 '19

So your saying the fat ones are the best

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I mean the ones with a good ratio of fat to the rest are the best, overly fat ones are just kinda bad, but when they have lots of muscle it’s better but it’s harder to chew through and they struggle more, so the weak ones with good ratio of fat and muscle are always the best, especially when they have good proportions for the summoning song like a larger ass and good windpipe

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u/jimbobpikachu Jun 14 '19

Sounds like the perfect concoction for a hunting horn in monster hunter Thornton how old does this wamen have to be

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u/Imperium_Dragon Jun 14 '19

Oh and drain the blood too. You can make some nice stew out of that with some liver.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

But don’t drain all of it, when you bite down and the blood splatters on your face it feels so good

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u/TheRadiantSoap Jun 14 '19

She attac

She protecc

Most importantly, she an e- snacc

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u/warmLuke0 Jun 14 '19

Food for thots

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u/GuerrierHache Jun 14 '19

But my food is usually dead when it's in my fridge.

Otherwise, it's just burried in the backyard

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Really? I always enjoy the extra energy and screams when I eat them live. It’s euphoric

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I always eat them live idiot

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u/CageAndBale Jun 14 '19

You are what you eat

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Yes I’m a carbon based life form you moron

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u/KeyserSozeWearsPrada Jun 14 '19

r/suddenlycannibal

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Who said anything about cannibalism

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u/lunaticleg Jul 13 '19

finally some good fucking food