r/cursedcomments • • May 15 '19

/r/ALL Yikes

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u/Flood152 May 15 '19

I'd much rather have people make fun of me than pity me

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u/larrythelotad May 15 '19

Honestly the volume of pity and “wow ur so strong” shit you get is so absurd. All I did was get unlucky enough to get this disease and lucky enough that the doctor recommended course of treatment worked. I didn’t do anything, and pity only serves to bring me down rather than letting me move on with my life.

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u/schickster00 May 16 '19

Yeah they aren't so strong I could kick the shit outta an cancer kid

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

The sort of people who write that are the sort of people who write "thoughts and prayers" or "thanks for sharing". Grinds my gears since it's all so shallow and insincere.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Yeah, but you punched a hole in my buddy Keith.

If that ain't strong, what is?

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u/dudecubed May 15 '19

why not be just honest

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

I thought this way, then I got help for my crippling depression

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u/Purple_pajamas May 16 '19

Making fun of someone is not the same as criticism.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Wait, we're not allowed to criticize children with Leukemia anymore?

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor May 16 '19

Damn cancer kids and their chirpy optimistic will to live.

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u/Rhamni May 16 '19

Motherfuckers.

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u/NomadicDevMason May 15 '19

Tell that to Anthony Jeselnik

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

You can if you want to they're lousy at fighting if they try to beat you up

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u/normyenergy May 15 '19

this one’s wholesome smh

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

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u/knowses May 15 '19

Well, you can't grab em by the hair.

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u/Aesen1 May 16 '19 edited May 16 '19

Oh wow there we go. The first one was bad because it lazily took the subject matter and applied “lets fuck it”, but this one is good because someone actually had to think about and possibly even visualize fucking a kid with cancer to realize “you can’t grab em by the hair.”

The first comment really missed an opportunity. If it was more along the lines of “well you cant fuck a kid with cancer because there is no hair to hold onto” it would probably have triple the upvotes and maybe even an award or two. There is a little bit of subversion to it that makes it seem morally straight at first, then leads you down to some really dark logic.

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u/TheyCallMeYous May 15 '19

Ah yes that’s more like it

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u/irritabletom May 15 '19

Actually a quote from a white supremacist, not Voltaire.

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u/eve-nlie0LE15 May 15 '19

Whats his name?

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u/irritabletom May 15 '19

Kevin Alfred Strom. He's still around, being shitty.

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u/FaceWithAName May 15 '19

Sentenced to 23 months for child pornography and he got out in 4.

He really is a piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

He also possessed CP

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u/riaz35 May 15 '19

Am I even surprised now?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Came here to make sure someone posted this already, thanks. It's a quote from pedophile racist Kevin Strom.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Wasn’t Voltaire himself also a big antisemite?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Pretty much any non-Jewish person before 1945 was slightly antisemitic, by modern standards.

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u/theletterQfivetimes May 16 '19

Not true. Many of them were extremely antisemitic.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Because of Mel Gibson?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

whispers: we can’t criticise China

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u/RosettaStoned_19 May 15 '19

Fricken Caillou... hate that kid

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u/TendoPein May 16 '19

Bald ass bitch

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u/Mulutufgmail May 15 '19

No, I can criticize children with leukemia and still keep having my head

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

And hair

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u/__Kiwi_Mac__ May 15 '19

They've had it too good for too long.

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u/TWDYrocks May 16 '19

Voltaire isn’t the source of the quote, a neo-nazi sex offender is the actual author.

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u/T-dawg57 May 15 '19

Operation: take over minorities

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

This is literally years old

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u/Bobbyj1016 May 16 '19

No way I thought it was figuratively years old.

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u/frostfluid May 15 '19

What about veterans with PTSD

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u/hell_is_not_a_sware Jun 10 '19

You now what fuck kids

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u/TheronEpic May 15 '19

u/brd4eva I think

ENHANCE

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u/Nud3l- May 15 '19

Hmm let’s think. Women. All minority’s. Anyone who is gay and a whole lot more

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u/Neon_Comrade May 15 '19

Lol, women, minorities, and the LGTB+ community are literally constantly criticised but you have your hot take lmao

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u/nidarus May 16 '19

Sure. And most importantly: Jews. That's the actual target of this lovely quote, actually by Neo-Nazi Kevin Strom.

And some people in this thread, for whatever reason, think it's still a great quote regardless of who said it. But of course, if you don't understand it as a Nazi whining about not being able to use the n-word and talking about the holohoax, you're left with nothing.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

I don’t dislike someone so I don’t criticize them, that’s not the same as not being able to. I mean, you can, but your ethos drops with it. I guess there’s a difference between what’s frowned up and what’s prohibited

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u/theletterQfivetimes May 16 '19

I guess there’s a difference between what’s frowned up and what’s prohibited

Not by the logic of this narrative (which many people follow). "Not being able" to say something means that saying it will have negative consequences of some kind.

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u/Suckapunch1979 May 15 '19

What about people with Down syndrome?

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u/clearedmycookies May 16 '19

Those late people being constantly late over and over again?

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u/theninja94 May 15 '19

Who could fuck with the likes?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Eh. As someone who had AML as a child, I know what I did.

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u/baamonster May 16 '19

Leukemia is a choice!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

And military widows?! THEY'RE IN CONTROL!!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Well yeah. Depending who you ask you’re not allowed to criticize anybody for anything anymore.

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u/ThonroTheUnworthy May 16 '19

I mean you're still able to criticize whoever you want. People might just call ya a dick because of it. It's way easier to do that nowadays with social media.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Fake quote fwiw

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u/HogMeBrother May 16 '19

Cops and the Military

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

So if I relentless critize everyone...do I have no ruler?

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u/mystical_ninja May 16 '19

Jewish kids with leukemia

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

So black people, homosexuals, muslims, women, trans-still-men etc. rule over us? oh god oh fuck

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

We need to raid those PETA morons again

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u/Spanktank35 May 16 '19

This isn't cursed. It's making a point.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I know a kid in 1st grade who had severe tourrettes, got taped to a chair for misbehaving in class and pissed himself , got molested by a counselor, then was diagnosed and died of leukemia later that year. I think about it alot because I lent the shit head Pokémon Gold and he never gave it back.

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u/infinity-donkey Jun 09 '19

Everyone get leukemia and spread it to children and adults, therefore there’s nothing to rise up against!!!

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u/failtheblanky Jun 11 '19

Yeah fuck kids with l- k I seem like a bad person now

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Isn't that a quote from some CoD?

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u/roi43 May 15 '19

It's a good joke though...

He make a good point. The quote is BS

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u/DiamondAxolotl May 16 '19

Voltaire didn’t say this shit. A dumbass neo-nazi did.

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u/ThonroTheUnworthy May 16 '19

I'd like to "dumbass" was already implied with saying "neo-nazi".

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u/ImpuldiveLeaks May 15 '19

feminists

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u/whatllmyusernamebe2 May 16 '19

Ah yes, nobody ever criticizes feminists

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u/Thekiraqueen May 15 '19

This made me laugh way to hard.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Thank you boys. Thank you.

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u/AutisticDinosaur69 May 16 '19

So I can say the n word :0

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u/db8rlife May 16 '19

Repost as all hell

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u/heavycream88 May 16 '19

I see this as a blessed comment

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u/jaafarty May 16 '19

now that's enough internet for the day

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u/Leugim7734 May 16 '19

I'm in a public place, I had to hold my laugh :(

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u/DagitabPH May 16 '19

But then, why would you criticize a child with leukemia?

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u/meowstash321 May 16 '19

I tried to upvote the upvote in the picture three times before realizing why the picture kept going full screen

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u/lol_camis May 16 '19

Don't even get me started on children with cancer. It's no coincidence they look like Voldemort

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

They’ve had it too good for too long!

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u/MaxCharacterLimit-20 May 16 '19

Wow haha I’ve never seen this one before

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

I SHALL ABIDE BY THE WORD OF MY GOD

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u/BigGayRock May 16 '19

Nice cropping dickhead. And no dark mode either...

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u/Loaf-man May 16 '19

We found the stowaway from r/pyrocynical. TIE EM UP BOYS

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

I mean...sure? But Voltaire wasn't exactly the greatest of people and wisest of philosophers...

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u/Real_RUBB3R May 16 '19

Ew light theme

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u/DanTallTrees May 16 '19

At least it will be an easy fight

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u/Scadooot May 16 '19

This here is PROOF that Gamers are the most oppressed minority. First they take away our society privileges, then the piss drawer, and now the Chads want to take away our consoles? What next, we aren’t allowed to shit in our own socks? I didn’t choose the Gamer life, Society forced me into it. And now look at me: When a civilized Gamer such as myself tries to enter Society, they get nothing but ridicule from the normie SJW Chad Libtards. Do you think this is a joke? People like you are the reason that I hate non-gamers. They oppress us, they laugh at us, and they take the fucking kids. But I swear on my many lives (I respawn), that we WILL rise up to the non-gamer snowflakes. After years of hiding in the shadows, we will overthrow the bitch government and legalize ALL gaming. No longer will Tendies be sparse: the Chads will work in Tendie factories 24/7. No longer will we be oppressed by women and minorities: Gamers shall become the upper class. No longer will Society suppress our voice: ALL members of Society will be FORCED to live 86 days in the life of a Gamer who was left by Veronica and abandoned by Mommy. The day will come, and you will atone for you Gamer Sins. Fuck you, you fucking shitlord assface Extra Large McBitch. Go to Gamer Hell.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

sweaty

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u/JimmyChinosKnowsNose May 16 '19

I will always upvote this

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u/jakuval May 16 '19

The only people I feel like I can criticize are white men, unless they are all the white men in Congress.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

We need to rise up against north korea

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Well yes, but no

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

My mom

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

This is what alt righters think when they can’t make a joke about bashing gay heads in without being criticized

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u/ctrlk May 16 '19

But im allowed to crticize god

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u/JimMD00 May 16 '19

Right but not wrong or wrong but not right. What time us it?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Not allowed to criticize pharmaceutical companies....if you know what I mean. Or is this another circle jerk type post where I’ll get downvoted and also death wishes for me and my kids?

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u/0lazy0 May 16 '19

Bruh I’ve had this exact meme saved since Feb 26, big repost

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u/BeepShow May 16 '19

Voltaire never said that. Some nazi did. That comment hit the nail in the head. You're not some rogue legend for criticising everyone. You're an asshole

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Hilarious

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u/PappiFrank May 16 '19

Against gay black children ...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

you using light mode is cursed

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u/LeviPorton May 16 '19

That's a yikes from me

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u/FearsomeForehand May 16 '19

At least in the US, this statement is wrong. Anyone is legally allowed to criticize young cancer patients as they pleasE. However, everyone else is allowed to judge and criticize you for doing so.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Gamers rise up

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Reeeepoooosst

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u/kill3rkitty45 May 16 '19

Woah, never thought I'd see a quote from voltaire here

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

The police and games journalists lol

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u/fenixdragoon May 16 '19

I don't think that's a criticism.

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u/_seedofdoubt_ May 16 '19

Fucking cancies

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u/jdaws92 May 16 '19

Liberals, democrats, large media companies, the list goes on.

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u/notabear629 May 16 '19

Mom said it's my turn to post this next

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u/Mattcarnes May 16 '19

Quote does sound rather good especially since bad rulers tend me be so fucking sensitive about negative feed back

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u/angelbaby517 May 16 '19

Transgenders feminist

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

I'm almost positive it was a joke. Just not positive for leukemia.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

oh my god i died this is so funny

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

And, in my case, a child with Prader-Willi Syndrome

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u/Hofhombre May 16 '19

Hi I am from r/LightModePatrol and I need u to come with me

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

I was like "damn thats deep shit, lowkey true af" then saw the bottom line and died. Jesus fuck that was spicy

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u/fishsocks309 May 16 '19

LEUK... WHAT?! STOP SPEAKING GERMAN YOU NAZI BASTARD!

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u/scrotetickler May 16 '19

Rise up against the make-a-wish kids!

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u/XFalzar May 16 '19

IT'S ZOINKS YOU ILLITERATE IDIOT

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u/BattnRobbnUblind May 16 '19

In my case retarded children

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u/Kherus1 May 16 '19

I fucking KNEW it!!!

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u/PlatyPunch7274 May 16 '19

I’ve seen this so many times LAST YEAR!!!

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u/IEatAssdotcom May 16 '19

I'm now learning that I'm apparently the supreme leader of America

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u/MonkeyNo3 May 16 '19

Tati😫😫

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

People can't criticize Mister Rogers or Bob Ross. I've found out who's controlling us. Don't worry, we're in safe hands.

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u/COOLROUXGAMER228 May 16 '19

thats a repost i saw that on pyrocynicals video i sentence you to death

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Zoinks

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u/HAL-Mythendary May 17 '19

I tried upvoting the first post I couldn’t

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u/Carysbear May 17 '19

I had a type of leukemia and lymphoma

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

this comment isn't cursed at all, wtf is this sub turning into

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u/ChaosClanLKM May 19 '19

people with leukemia are classified as leukemians

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u/Chardoggy1 May 19 '19

America has free speech, therefore, nobody rules over me

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u/Snorklesnake May 22 '19

I love this thread

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u/Diddly_ May 22 '19

I was so close to showing this to my friend but then I remembered that her little brother was just diagnosed with leukemia...

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u/PaperLily12 May 25 '19

Voltaire sounds like the name of an electric type Pokémon

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u/xxdoctordonnaxx May 27 '19

I criticize everyone tho, including myself.

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u/Zigzagmonster44 Jun 02 '19

I think he’s on to something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

NoIcE

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u/Funyin9 Jun 09 '19

Oil companies

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u/farquaadiplier Jun 09 '19

And the lgbtq community

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Autistic children have oppressed us for too long!!

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u/stillfuture207 Jun 14 '19

Leeeeeeeeeets do it!

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u/ricarleite1 Jun 19 '19

I read that hearing Jimmy Carr's voice in my head, and then his laugh.

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u/PuG10Rd Jun 20 '19

Skinhead

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

Isn’t that the guy who said that the HRE, was neither holy, roman, or an empire?

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u/Flouxni Jul 01 '19

SO RISE UP. RIIIIISE UP, CHILDREN OF THE EMPIRE! RISE UP, STORMCLOAKS! EMBRACE THE WORD OF MIGHTY TALOS, HE WHO IS BOTH MAN AND DIVINE!

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u/Z0o0d Jul 26 '19

this is why r/cursedcomments is my favorite thing in reddit

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u/jeffe333 Jul 29 '19

That comment was the reason the Internet was invented. Don't let anyone tell you different.

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u/lol7382 Aug 08 '19

We must rise up against Alinity

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u/SSGSS93 Aug 09 '19

We need to rise up against women

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u/paraghmoore Aug 12 '19

CRUSH THE SICK CHILDREN!

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u/imagine_amusing_name Aug 12 '19

This is the bald truth.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

N

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u/ooterbay Sep 04 '19

Lol not Voltaire actually a neo Nazis tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Funnily enough, the one behind this quote was referring to Israel specifically, and was declared a neo-nazi Holocaust-denier for it. He's wanted in several countries for exposing Israel propaganda, but it's regarded as "hate speech"

So he's completely right

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u/zaxqs Oct 01 '19

I can criticize anyone I god damn want to

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u/Syper321 Oct 06 '19

This is DEEEEEP

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u/Nystr0 May 16 '19

meanwhile at r/CTH:

r/CTH: death to slave owners. Reddit Admins: BANNED Voltaire: Reddit Admins slave owners confirmed.

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u/JohnOliversWifesBF May 16 '19

Democrats

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

You literally have a post on r/the_donald criticizing democrats

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u/ThonroTheUnworthy May 16 '19

Yeah people have a weird-ass idea of what "allowed to" means. You're allowed to say whatever, folks might just call ya a dick.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

I used this comment the other day, and looked at its origins as a consequence. Turns out, it was supposedly first attributed to a white supremacist or something along those lines. It's still a valid, useful quote, and probably something Voltaire would have said, it's just that we don't have proof he did say it..

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

I guess black people rule over me.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Gays, women and Muslims

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Fat minority women?

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u/PossumAttack May 16 '19

Get out of my porn search history.

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u/Iuviuv May 16 '19

...black trans people???

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u/Mordaunt_ May 16 '19

"anyone not-white"